A Boy Is A Doll With Buttons You Can Press To Hear Pre-recorded Voicelines Such As “what Are You Doing?”

Puppy boy resting his head on your thigh while you work because he's too shy to stick his nose in your crotch unprompted

thinking abt them keeping me high, just constantly feeding me edibles n upping the mg any time i start coming down until im a panicky mess n begging them to let the high wear off n instead they just fuck me thru it real mean while i hyperventilate </3

werewolf who paws at you until you give her a little kiss on the nose

climbing into his bed with a soaked pull up and having him reach a hand down to check you and coo at you in pity cause you wet the bed again…

learning for your next yucky job just to get this professional validation? kickstarting your career? no we'll do something more fun. when you were a child people treated you like an adult, you were oh so gifted. too grown up and proud to learn animals by imitating their sound.

but hey lucky you. we'll be doing just that.

oh no, it's completely fine to be shy about it. you're just learning darling. we don't have to go so fast. take your time. what does the cow say? "mu... mooh" oh you did such a great job darling. look how proud you are. I can tell by you pretty reed cheeks and this big smile that's not trying to hide. you know what? that's already enaugh for today we have plenty of time

I wanna go on a playdate..... maybe a puppy playdate..... but I wanna play with my friends and have fun and be silly while our respective partners in charge watch us for totally innocent reasons!

puppies need enrichment like thorough beatings w the belt and a leg to hump

yes yes mean scary sadists are great but what about sadists that smile and sweet talk you while they wreck your shit? sadists that speak in a sing songy voice while making you cry, sadists that giggle when you beg for mercy, sadists that can't help but express joy while they're making you suffer, sadists that strike fear in your heart every time you see their wicked grins?