You Cant Even Abuse Yourself These Days Without Making Some Random Company Richer

I've been looking into the job market and it seems like the only viable career path nowadays is becoming a demon swordsman.

“how do you get stuff done?” with tears in my eyes.

oooohb its gettibg bad aagajn

ever since i was a little girl ive fetishized coming back from the dead

five year plan: i'm hoping to get shot in the back of the head randomly soon

I wish I was at the Dirty Deranged Dungeon For Perverts and not lying in bed sick like a dog

this little glamorized misogyny "joke" has run its course right. can we leave this corny demonic shit in 2023. it is done now. we've had enough.

jack of all trades woman? nono you misheard me, i jack off all tradeswomen

I 🖤 BLUE COLLAR DYKES

Oh, and by the way, that Supreme Court ruling is where that Harry Potter money goes.