Why Cant I Get On Sleepy Eepy Disease Leave

I wish I was at the Dirty Deranged Dungeon For Perverts and not lying in bed sick like a dog

*writing in my diary using a glitter gel pen* I'm losing my sense of humanity

girl who is sitting in a chair quietly with a neutral expression actually screaming very loudly in her head

More favourite numerical memes:

Implicit or implicit enumeration of uncountable things (example: taking inventory of the fucks which one gives)

Suggesting the divisibility of things which are not customarily thought of as able to be subdivided (example: "six whole people")

Using words that aren't numbers as numbers (example: "one William dollars")

Technically correct but contextually misleading estimates (example: looking at a group of several thousand things and observing that there are "at least three")

Incongruous qualifiers for apparently simple sums or tallies (example: she was twenty-seven years old, not counting 2014)

shoutout to the really anxious people who face the world every day even though it makes their whole bodies freak out

worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

So I wait.

Scoff. You guys only fuck with man boobs when they're on a muscular man. Tch. You aren't a real man boob enjoyer unless you fuck with fat man boobs too. You're just a poser. You'll never be able to defeat the demon lord.

YES IM LOOKING AT

Y O U !! 👀👀👀

Knock it off and take it easy!

Minimal symptoms and minimal pain doesn't mean overwork yourself to make up "lost time".