Latest Posts by biscuitsandgravy - Page 5
barbie and oppenheimer can be compared in the fact that both movies make you think of your own humanity, and what humans can accomplish.
but barbie shows you the beauty of humanity and leaves you with a sense of hope, oppenheimer shows you the worst of it and leaves you with a sense of doom.
both movies should be seen together to explore the whole range of true humanity.
The boy is ACQUIRED
Naming the female razor brand Venus is so personally offensive to me....you think Venus the goddess of love and sex and beauty was shaving her PUSSY? Go kill yourself
made another one
I fucked up so badly on this sudoku page no ones ever gonna wanna have sex with me
simon riley corruption kink grrggrgr.
simon holding himself back with a virgin or inexperienced partner. forcing his kisses to be chaste, forcing himself not to bully his tongue into their mouth, to cradle the back of their head with his huge fist.
he wakes up with tight, painful balls every time they fall asleep cuddling and has to hide himself away to jerk off before they wake up. he can’t imagine asking them for help, they’re not ready yet, he has to be slow, let them come to it on their own terms. simon whose balls are so fat and fucking heavy when he finally gets his hands on them, when they finally let him take what he wants, he’s sure he’ll cum the moment the tip is in. “gonna be your first and your last, sweetheart,” he says, voice rumbling like thunder. “it’ll fit. i’ll mold you to the shape of my cock.”
Me knowing we'll never get a Call of Duty: Ghosts sequel:
Me realizing I can just read other people's fics that resolve the ending of the game:
Incorrect MW2 feat. "Ghosts" Part 2
Including my Körangi brainrot
Can I just talk about how much the Walker brothers mean to me? I mean, these two were literally always together, from beginning to end.
They both went through literally everything together, and Hesh protected Logan on multiple occasions. In that one moment where Logan is held down and about to be stabbed and Hesh comes back for him with Riley, he doesn’t even hesitate to be at his side, regardless of the flames that were spreading around them. And towards the end when they “killed” rorke, David repeates Elias’ last words to Logan again, “I’m proud of you, Logan.” Not to mention David still trying to reach for Logan as he was dragged away despite how much pain he was in from the previous fight. That was his baby brother, his last piece of family, the last piece of himself. I can’t imagine how it must’ve felt for him to watch the little boy he grew up right beside, wanting to protect and be with, because that was HIS baby brother, be dragged away to what would probably be where he’d break.
They were such great brothers, their bond was wonderful. I wish we could see more of them :(
I love directors who look at their puppy looking main character and than decide they need to cover him in as much blood as possible, as often as possible
Don’t mind me just thinking about Prada‘s Fall/Winter 2012 campaign shot by David Sims with Garrett Hedlund, Jamie Bell but most importantly GARY OLDMAN and WILLEM DAFOE.
Can we just get this instead of Velma?
The King and The Tiger.
saw their pairing from one tweet; made this render as an agreement. "Körangi" is legitimately one of the best partner names i've heard. "König" meaning "king" in German and "Horangi" meaning "Tiger" in Korean. absolute genius, i tell you.
drew more ghost x horangi bc horangi's va approved of this ship himself
Showering, make up
so my apartment building got a notice board to post fire alarm tests and maintenance announcements and such. the building is pretty well-maintained, so we rarely get notices. the board is big and grey and to think it would be empty like that 99% of the time was a bland boring sin i just couldn't bear, so i vandalized the corner of its empty canvas with a teeny tiny Guy
and within a few days, there was a sudden addition from my one of my neighbors along with a Bunch of thumbtacks. this was an unexpected, but welcome surprise!
well there was still so much space, i figured i'd add another crumb to the art hoard. i'd been playing genshin that day so i drew my favorite grandpa
and like clockwork, new art manifested!! this person is gonna grow to be a great artist i know it. the detail in those stones? hell yeah that's cool.
we're two weeks into it. more neighbors have joined in with their artwork. who knew there were so many artists in my building?? we're onto somethin great here i just know it.
The entire Internet towards Velma (2023):
Price who starts the 141 as a way to hunt down the worst terrorists.
Price who brings together a group of odd yet talented individuals.
Price who witnesses each of these individuals break all expectations set.
Price who finds himself falling out of the harsh leader role during downtime and more into mentor.
Price who knows each of these individuals intimately and guides them where he can.
Price who catches himself feeling something awfully funny in his chest whenever the members of the 141 start calling him “old man” or “dad” as a joke.
Price who never admits he actually cried when the 141 gave him Happy Father’s Day gifts.
Price who calls his team his “kids” has more than once called his men “son”.
Price, who brought together a group of broken individuals and made a family out of them.
Price who holds the babies of his soldiers in his arm, “Hi love, I’m your granddad” falling from his lips as he stares down at this innocent babe.
Price who does the one thing he never thought possible, dies an old man, in his bed, surrounded by the family he made, everyone alive, everyone survived.
could i please request a blurb w hotch like the scaring off a creep one u did with james 🥹🫶
Thank you for your request! fem!reader, tw unwanted advance
When a creep at the bar won't leave you alone, you look for the most intimidating man in the room. You know it might make things worse for you, but his suit jacket screams businessman, maybe lawyer, and while lots of lawyers are scumbags, he's standing with another man and two women, neither of which are under his arm, so you take your chances.
"Hey, I'm talking to you." A cruel hand tightens around your wrist.
"I already told you I have a boyfriend," you say, pulling your hand away from the creeper's reach.
"I already told you I don't believe it," he says.
You rag your hand out of his touch and weave through people, until you're close enough to almost throw the businessman off his feet as you slot yourself under his arm. He stiffens, and his friends all react defensively, but luckily he puts up his hand and nobody tries to tackle you.
The creeper is a couple steps behind you, and he doesn't see the strange reaction your 'boyfriend' has to your hiding in his side, thankfully.
"If you don't leave me alone," you say as bravely as you're able, hand curling with real nervousness into the businessman's shirt, "my boyfriend's gonna ask you outside."
Creeper looks at you, shocked, and then at the businessman with raised eyebrows, as if to say, Is she fucking for real?
The businessman's arm settles properly around your shoulder, his hand braceleting your naked upper arm.
"Did you hear her or not?" he asks, and his voice is so steady, so commanding, he startles not only the creeper but you, too.
"I can repeat it for you, if you'd like," says his dark-haired friend. She's almost as fierce as he is.
Finally, finally, your creeper admits defeat and turns away. You watch him walk all the way to the door, and then you turn around and hang your head.
"Sir," you say, "I am so, so sorry to just barge into you like that."
"Are you hurt?" he asks.
You look up, blinking. "Oh, no, not really. He grabbed me pretty hard, but that's when I came up to you." You smile at him and his friends. "You're the most intimidating person here. No offence."
He rolls his eyes at the wave of his friends' raucous laughter.
"He absolutely is," says a shorter blonde woman, grinning.
You nod your apologies at all of them and turn back to the maybe-not-businessman, who's really quite handsome both smiling and glaring. You decide you like the smiling more.
"Could I buy you a drink?" you ask. "As an apology? Or a thank you."
"No." He holds his arm out like he might steer you away and your heart drops, but he adds, "I'll buy you one. If that's alright."
There's nothing forceful in his offer. The pit fills. Excitement blooms.
"That's alright," you confirm, words coloured by a tell-tale happiness.
He guides you to the bar with a big hand behind your shoulder. Good-natured laughter follows from his table of friends, as well as a short but enthusiastic cheer of, "Go Hotch."
"What's a hotch?" you ask, perplexed.
He laughs, a light, airy thing, at odds with his stern looks. "No idea. My name's Aaron, by the way."
Excuse me but I need to let anyone without tiktok know about Neil's replies, he's such a silly guy I might love him
you want me to go on a date? the thing that turned kaneki into a ghoul?
she ate
Obsessed with this. It’s so true
Professor Price | 1/10
Just my vision on how prof!Price from @guyfieriii’s series would have looked like