Isaac does subvert a lot of the regular macho hero type tropes, but one of the more subtle things about his particular skill set is that pretty much everything he’s able to do requires a pound of flesh to put into practice.
Like Isaac can read marker script. He can interpret an alien language and communicate that to others, something only a handful of other people can do because everyone else has lost their mind or died. And it’s the reason he’s called to action in the third game, but they never talk about what it does to him specifically, which was (among many other things about DS3) a huge disappointment.
So I guess the thing I was hoping for was for it to cost him something to do. Make it an arduous, mentally horrific process that takes a long time. Make it distort his ability to read regular human language. Make it exhausting and nauseating and addictive like everything else that’s associated with contact with the markers.
a dude came into the library stoned out of his mind and was like, “do I need a library card to look at books?” And I said, “to take books home, yes. To look at them, no” and he looked so relieved. bro was staring at a fish encyclopedia for like an hour and then just left.
me, posting stuff for over 7 different fandoms at random all on the same blog:
just ate an orange… no scurvy for me thank you… #NoScurvy
guy who says he’ll fix it proceeds to make it worse
Me knowing we'll never get a Call of Duty: Ghosts sequel:
Me realizing I can just read other people's fics that resolve the ending of the game:
someone edit this pic to be dr phil levitting the bottle wit his mind powers