Larry (working At A Car Dealership): Good Credit, Bad Credit, No Credit, No Problem. Are You Dead? Fuck

Luigi: I slept for 12 hours but I might still be tired so let’s go for 12 more just in case. Mario: Luigi, that’s a coma. Luigi: Sounds festive. (source: Tumblr)

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Dad’s coat :(

Phoenix Wright cooldown doodle

Phoenix: I love you the most.

Maya: No, I love you the most.

Phoenix: You know what this means?

*Both of them slam their hands on the table, then point at each other*

Phoenix and Maya, at the same time: One of us is a damn liar!

i recently started reading toilet-bound hanako-kun and i love it so far !! MY HEART