Biomechanicalbastard - I Never Finish Anythi

I highly recommend playing Death Stranding if you got a system to play it on

it’s set in this post apocalyptic world where everyone turns into a nuclear explosion ghost after death and the rain makes you and everything else old and for 30-40 years no one’s been able to do anything to combat it except bunker down underground and incinerate the dead. People are isolated because, wouldn’t you be if your neighbour dying meant your city turned into a crater?

but in spite of this all there’s hope that we can connect people again. The NPCs are relentlessly optimistic that we can manage the explosion ghosts if we work together. So much of it is just, building up small contributions and having them pile up and before you know it, you got something big going on. You’re the big damn hero (a guy with insane core strength who doesn’t die) tackling the (literally) heavy stuff but the NPCs are all eager to contribute whatever they can. Here’s some custom boots. A protoype engine. A non-lethal ranged weapon. A place to stay. A bridge to cross a river. A parcel of materials to build with. A generator just as your truck battery is dying. A good luck charm. A remote operated surgical table. A sign that says Keep On Keeping On.

I think it’s important to remember that the small stuff matters. It helped me a lot during the pandemic. The world is heavy and not everyone can lift 100kg, but we can all do something even if it’s just some words to remind people we’re in it together.

Also, Trump canonically died in a ghost explosion and was utterly annihilated down to the atoms.

what's up with folk music being full of faggots, does singing about vietnamese war and drugs turn u into dick/clit sucking machine? so fucking tired of harmonica bisexuals rn

this is the best ask ever. music critics in the mid 1960s:

since ppl really liked my shamura design (and cuz they're my fav bishop) here's a fullbody!

my scug ocs, grumpy old man arbiter, and the slugcat equivalent of a polar bear, icebound

arbiter leads a group of scavengers in the ruins of what used to be the Eternal Glaciers Local Group's void fluid processing facility. he's old, grumpy, large and all-around well respected by the slugcats and scavengers he shares a territory with. watching what he gets up to is also one of the local group's favorite activities.

icebound is the slugcat that Ten Open Passages created to bring a neuron to reactivate Distant Thunderclouds. she's big and mean, and arbiter really doesn't like her (she keeps eating his scav buddies). she's also basically the local group's pet at this point.

More favourite numerical memes:

Implicit or explicit enumeration of uncountable things (example: taking inventory of the fucks which one gives)

Suggesting the divisibility of things which are not customarily thought of as able to be subdivided (example: "six whole people")

Using words that aren't numbers as numbers (example: "one William dollars")

Technically correct but contextually misleading estimates (example: looking at a group of several thousand things and observing that there are "at least three")

Incongruous qualifiers for apparently simple sums or tallies (example: she was twenty-seven years old, not counting 2014)

im on mobile can someone please edit this image for me? i want the text to be the same but move and resize it so it says

FUCK ALL MY HOMIES

HATE

I am standing here, realising

my absolute favorite joke to make is saying "sorry, I got hungry" whenever someone loses something