You ever been in a state where you physically have no energy, but you're bored and socially understimulated so you kind of wish you could just invite people to come over like this:
Man of the year fr š love him so bad
If i was isolated in a dusty castle for centuries and called a realtor to help me move and they sent nicholas hoult with his little sideburns and trench coat I'd bite on him too
hank green's 2025 bingo card is gonna make me pass out
Reminder for when he āsavesā it. He was the one who wanted this, and now he gets to be the hero and win favour with young constituents. Donāt give him the credit for fixing his own problem.
Healthcare issues reflected in yaoi āš
I know who could save him
the voice of the devil
if house was transgender heād bring it up all the time.
my son who i hate
i wish people who dunk on āsillyā southern accents and vernacular could experience the total derealization that comes with listening to yourself talk and realizing that itās not your real voice anymore. i spent so many years flattening my accent to sound smarter that i have to remind myself constantly that itās okay to use my real fucking voice. iāve had customers at my job make fun of me to my face when i let it slip. when iām public speaking or even speaking in class with my peers it goes away completely because iām so terrified of being perceived as a hick. just imagine opening your mouth and hearing a strangersā voice come out. i canāt stress how viscerally upsetting it is to not know what the real you sounds like anymore. just think for two seconds before you yell about how you canāt take southern or appalachian dialects seriously or i will blow you up with this bombbbbb i swear to godddddd
funniest part of nosferatu 2024 is when the boys are trying to roll out for boys night but one dude is a no show so they go to find him and he's like. it turns out he's awol from boys night because he went mad with grief and died of the The Plague while he was defiling the corpse of his beloved wife. and the other lads just have to go wow sad and leave it at that because they're on a CRAZY time crunch trying to kill this fucking feratu. you know how it is with boys night.
"can we normalize-" NO!!!!!! we do not need to expand whats considered normal!!! we need to teach people to stop reacting judgmentally when encountering something new and weird!!!! things dont need to be normal to be respected!!!!!!!!!!
encountering an inconvenience while cold: damn that sucks, oh well, iāll figure something else out!!
encountering an inconvenience while hot: we all deserve to die right now, come on everyone, lets all go die
a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.
she has that sadness in her eyes that you only see in alcoholic captains of doomed arctic expeditions
I genuinely think there was no greater insight into the modern Christian mindset than when the Pope said he very much hoped Hell was empty and he was absolutely hounded by both Catholics and Protestants outraged at the idea of a man who wanted a place of infinite suffering to have nobody in it.
fresh asf like a million dollars justfine and dandy