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4 months ago

You ever been in a state where you physically have no energy, but you're bored and socially understimulated so you kind of wish you could just invite people to come over like this:

You Ever Been In A State Where You Physically Have No Energy, But You're Bored And Socially Understimulated
4 months ago

Man of the year fr šŸ™ love him so bad

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4 months ago

If i was isolated in a dusty castle for centuries and called a realtor to help me move and they sent nicholas hoult with his little sideburns and trench coat I'd bite on him too

4 months ago
4 months ago

hank green's 2025 bingo card is gonna make me pass out

Hank Green's 2025 Bingo Card Is Gonna Make Me Pass Out
4 months ago
Reminder For When He ā€œsavesā€ It. He Was The One Who Wanted This, And Now He Gets To Be The Hero And

Reminder for when he ā€œsavesā€ it. He was the one who wanted this, and now he gets to be the hero and win favour with young constituents. Don’t give him the credit for fixing his own problem.

4 months ago
Healthcare Issues Reflected In Yaoi āœŠšŸ˜”

Healthcare issues reflected in yaoi āœŠšŸ˜”

4 months ago
I Know Who Could Save Him

I know who could save him

4 months ago
The Voice Of The Devil

the voice of the devil

4 months ago

if house was transgender he’d bring it up all the time.

4 months ago
My Son Who I Hate

my son who i hate

4 months ago

i wish people who dunk on ā€œsillyā€ southern accents and vernacular could experience the total derealization that comes with listening to yourself talk and realizing that it’s not your real voice anymore. i spent so many years flattening my accent to sound smarter that i have to remind myself constantly that it’s okay to use my real fucking voice. i’ve had customers at my job make fun of me to my face when i let it slip. when i’m public speaking or even speaking in class with my peers it goes away completely because i’m so terrified of being perceived as a hick. just imagine opening your mouth and hearing a strangers’ voice come out. i can’t stress how viscerally upsetting it is to not know what the real you sounds like anymore. just think for two seconds before you yell about how you can’t take southern or appalachian dialects seriously or i will blow you up with this bombbbbb i swear to godddddd

4 months ago

funniest part of nosferatu 2024 is when the boys are trying to roll out for boys night but one dude is a no show so they go to find him and he's like. it turns out he's awol from boys night because he went mad with grief and died of the The Plague while he was defiling the corpse of his beloved wife. and the other lads just have to go wow sad and leave it at that because they're on a CRAZY time crunch trying to kill this fucking feratu. you know how it is with boys night.

4 months ago

"can we normalize-" NO!!!!!! we do not need to expand whats considered normal!!! we need to teach people to stop reacting judgmentally when encountering something new and weird!!!! things dont need to be normal to be respected!!!!!!!!!!

4 months ago

encountering an inconvenience while cold: damn that sucks, oh well, i’ll figure something else out!!

encountering an inconvenience while hot: we all deserve to die right now, come on everyone, lets all go die

4 months ago

a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.

4 months ago

she has that sadness in her eyes that you only see in alcoholic captains of doomed arctic expeditions

4 months ago

I genuinely think there was no greater insight into the modern Christian mindset than when the Pope said he very much hoped Hell was empty and he was absolutely hounded by both Catholics and Protestants outraged at the idea of a man who wanted a place of infinite suffering to have nobody in it.

4 months ago

fresh asf like a million dollars justfine and dandy

Fresh Asf Like A Million Dollars Justfine And Dandy
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