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all the "x with mama" posts are getting to me i just drew a butch girl with her mom (who is also butch) and thought "let's look like men with mama"

i'm like if a lover hated everything they see

a lot of things get on my nerves. im constantly annoyed. and i also have a deep love of humanity and the world but everything is really annoying

*takes a drag from my joint* *starts hacking and coughing* *spits out a little blood* hah thats some weak shit

i hate driving. here are the laws! if you break them there will be consequences! except youre also expected to break the law just a little bit. people will get mad at you if you dont. you dont have right of way but the person who does is waving you forward for some reason. here's the speed limit! it's not the speed limit, the actual speed limit is that plus ~5-10. the light is green but you're in the turning lane. can you go? should you have gone just then? the person behind you is honking at you. there's a weird noise coming from your engine; if you try to do the right thing and get it checked out, will you get scammed? you are driving a 1-2 ton metal machine rocketing at speeds unknown to humankind for most of history. around a million people die in car accidents every year; that's about one person every thirty seconds. if you take that seriously and try to drive safely then people get mad at you.

he's gay. he's a rebel. he's a spy. he likes opera. he's into metal. he paints. he's into stoicism. he drives. he wears a leather jacket. he's addicted to caffeine. he's an atheist. he's a dog person. he's waterboard-skilled. he's a bachelor. he's a hermit. he's severed. he's unemployed.

the generational gap between me and the people my age who use chat gpt