As an autistic monster fucker and a furry (stay with me) I feel confident in saying Laios is not a monster fucker. Laios hyperfixates on monsters like irl people hyperfixate on dinosaurs. Not once have I seen him interested in a monster sexually. He is all about fun facts and recipes.
He is, however, definitely a furry and I'd bet money he's got a fursona and a monstersona.
Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
You ever been in a state where you physically have no energy, but you're bored and socially understimulated so you kind of wish you could just invite people to come over like this:
I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord
i do think id look good as fuck after receiving an obviously lethal blow. like i feel id do a great job looking down at my body to see a gaping hole in it, making eye contact with you, saying “oh” very quietly before i keel over… stuff like that
i love him so much im sick
something harrowing and ironic about the fact that people are misinterpreting this post and yelling at her about how STEM is important.
please learn to read.
debbie downer and negative nancy should lez out
Yknow what like yes Im a Brendon Urie hater and a Ryan Ross lover that's very typical but I really am just enamored by Nearly Witches (and cannot believe he seemed to not give a shit about it being finished) and I think the entire Vices and Virtues album is underrated in general but like
THESE LYRICS AUAUGGH.... I've heard them countless times yet they still get me every single time I dont even care how basic and simple minded that makes me I am a man of simple desires let me live