Academic Dishonesty Is Not Something You Can Spin As Moral Lol I Do Not Want To Share A Career Field

academic dishonesty is not something you can spin as moral lol i do not want to share a career field let alone a social sphere with a bunch of chatgpt using ass bitches

More Posts from Bio-mechan1cal and Others

1 month ago

Oh yeah, if you say you are leaving at 3:30, please do not wait till 4:10, this is a form of torture for the autistic who wants to stick to the schedule

4 months ago

Hey kid you want a job?

Great get online and go to a job board. Indeed, Linkedin whatever. Now you're gonna search for a role that's in your city, fits your qualifications, and doesn't seem like a bad time.

See that easy apply button? Don't hit it they just throw those in the trash. Now you're gonna want to go to the company's website and check their careers page.

Oh? That job doesn't exist anymore. Cool go back to the job board and find another one.

Great you found another job, you're on the company's career page and the job exists!! So you're going to need to make an account on the career page website. They're using Workday, the same site as the last job you applied for? Who cares? You need to make another account for THIS job's workday page.

Now you're going to upload your resume. That'll autopopulate about 15 boxes with everything on your resume, except formatted wrong and with tons of errors. So just go through and painstakingly check the dates on all of that and rewrite everything you already laid out in an aesthetically pleasing format on your resume.

Ok time for the cover letter, explain why this specific job and company are deeply important to you. You love their mission statement and wouldn't even laugh if their ceo was gunned down in the street. You'll really want to reiterate the things you just spent the last 20 minutes filling out on the resume section

(Remember to include language from the job description, people who work in HR are lower than dogs and they need patterns or they get confused.) Write about a page, but hey don't sound too desperate or robotic this is where they judge your character!

Maybe add your portfolio site at the end here, who knows if that helps no one has ever clicked mine haha.

Anywayyy time to hit apply! Congrats! You'll see that confirmation email come in and you should be getting the rejection letter in about 2 weeks. Unfortunately your resume didn't have the right buzzwords and the AI auto rejected you :(

Time to start again and try not to kill yourself!

4 months ago

"can we normalize-" NO!!!!!! we do not need to expand whats considered normal!!! we need to teach people to stop reacting judgmentally when encountering something new and weird!!!! things dont need to be normal to be respected!!!!!!!!!!

1 month ago

I should have taken my blood pressure medication before watching TLOU S2E2


Tags
3 months ago

what’s the point of having a boyfriend if he doesn’t moan like a girl

4 weeks ago

happy mother’s day to the worst mothers ever ♥️

Happy Mother’s Day To The Worst Mothers Ever ♥️
2 months ago
Gee, And Why Would People Want To Do That? Did You Do Something That Pissed Off That Many People Or Something?

Gee, and why would people want to do that? Did you do something that pissed off that many people or something?

4 months ago

you guys made luigi mangione trend for days and I need to see the same energy for brianna boston. she is a 43 year old mother of three who ended a phone call with blue cross blue shield (after being denied a claim) “delay deny depose, you people are next” and is now being held under a 100,000$ bond and could face FIFTEEN years of prison if charged. she has no weapons, her record is clean, and yet she is being held behind bars. they are afraid of the public and are trying to subdue. do not let them!!!! be outraged that our freedom of speech is being threatened!!!!! deny defend depose! free brianna boston!

  • sigurbjorg
    sigurbjorg liked this · 2 weeks ago
  • totallynotabotsblog
    totallynotabotsblog liked this · 2 weeks ago
  • violets-arent-blue-art
    violets-arent-blue-art liked this · 2 weeks ago
  • persephonerps
    persephonerps liked this · 2 weeks ago
  • cruelxfantasies
    cruelxfantasies reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • pillsburydoughboysupreme
    pillsburydoughboysupreme reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • pillsburydoughboysupreme
    pillsburydoughboysupreme liked this · 2 weeks ago
  • adorable-daffodil
    adorable-daffodil liked this · 2 weeks ago
  • kaialii
    kaialii liked this · 2 weeks ago
  • segamanicpixiedreamcast
    segamanicpixiedreamcast liked this · 2 weeks ago
  • danimanai
    danimanai reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • finch-like-the-bird
    finch-like-the-bird liked this · 2 weeks ago
  • hipster-rapunzel
    hipster-rapunzel liked this · 2 weeks ago
  • sylphskies
    sylphskies liked this · 2 weeks ago
  • hroethvitnir
    hroethvitnir liked this · 2 weeks ago
  • arandombiped
    arandombiped liked this · 2 weeks ago
  • danascullly
    danascullly reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • ruinsofoctober
    ruinsofoctober reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • theodoravanyar
    theodoravanyar reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • theodoravanyar
    theodoravanyar liked this · 2 weeks ago
  • toast-with-jam38
    toast-with-jam38 liked this · 2 weeks ago
  • a-simple-gremlin
    a-simple-gremlin liked this · 2 weeks ago
  • sugarcandybullet
    sugarcandybullet liked this · 2 weeks ago
  • eizneckam
    eizneckam liked this · 2 weeks ago
  • hilrav
    hilrav reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • mei-q
    mei-q reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • mei-q
    mei-q liked this · 2 weeks ago
  • sibera-the-wanderer
    sibera-the-wanderer reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • tamingicarus
    tamingicarus reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • in-the-corner-reading
    in-the-corner-reading reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • in-the-corner-reading
    in-the-corner-reading liked this · 2 weeks ago
  • akashaevenstar
    akashaevenstar reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • akashaevenstar
    akashaevenstar liked this · 2 weeks ago
  • arbitrary-mouse
    arbitrary-mouse liked this · 2 weeks ago
  • benne-basta-bauce
    benne-basta-bauce reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • benne-basta-bauce
    benne-basta-bauce liked this · 2 weeks ago
  • destoni
    destoni liked this · 2 weeks ago
  • impracticalpraxis
    impracticalpraxis liked this · 2 weeks ago
  • unicornery
    unicornery liked this · 2 weeks ago
  • seashantysarah
    seashantysarah reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • frankenfae
    frankenfae reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • teleconhaikus
    teleconhaikus liked this · 2 weeks ago
  • evilista
    evilista reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • xemmyq
    xemmyq reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • xemmyq
    xemmyq liked this · 2 weeks ago
  • hohohotravellers
    hohohotravellers liked this · 2 weeks ago
  • luspilledlatte
    luspilledlatte liked this · 2 weeks ago
  • redsafalloutfan
    redsafalloutfan liked this · 2 weeks ago
  • turboputt03
    turboputt03 reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • turning-coffee-into-code
    turning-coffee-into-code reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
bio-mechan1cal - Biomechanical
Biomechanical

Do the stanky leg aye do the stanky leg

270 posts

Explore Tumblr Blog
Search Through Tumblr Tags