Severance Is Crazyyyy They Shouldn't Be Doing All That. They Shouldn't Be Doing That Stuff

I genuinely think there was no greater insight into the modern Christian mindset than when the Pope said he very much hoped Hell was empty and he was absolutely hounded by both Catholics and Protestants outraged at the idea of a man who wanted a place of infinite suffering to have nobody in it.

just got the call. fired. i was the DEI coordinator at Lumon in charge of making all the old men on the severed floor gay

no one:

literally no one:

eric bogosian at every public panel: the people are DYING for me to have SEX with ARMAND they like our GRAPHIC INTERCOURSE oh my! yes they do! they want to WATCH us fuck NASTY and so do I because I am a SLUT and armand and daniel are soooo into each other they need to kiss on the MOUTHS and actually where’s assad and luke let’s start filming this rolin get a pen write this down-

milchick has never not served CUNT

I saw a perfect voice claim for Slim and I knew I had to stop everything I was doing and make a Zach Hadel voice claim for Shorty

stop using chatgpt!!!! take a bronze pin and carve your questions onto an ox scapula, then toss it into the fire!!!! use the cracks to divine the gods answer!!!!

it should be socially acceptable to roll around on the ground groaning in pain . it wouldnt help get rid of the pain but i would feel a little better about it