Why Is Shopping For Computer Shit So Difficult Like What The Hell Is 40 Cunt Thread Chip 3000 Processor

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2 months ago

evangelicals being like "god made men to do This and be like This and women to do That and be like That that's just how it is" and it's just a picture of a white man and woman following traditional gender norms makes me so insane like you boring fascist fucks. god made 2 million species of beetles. god made whales, ducks, humans, and 1500 other species capable of same sex behavior. god made fish and amphibians that change sexes. god made more than 30 different intersex variations in human beings. god, in his infinite curiosity. wake up!!! fuck!!

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4 weeks ago

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4 months ago

I was listening to the connoreatspants elon musk fortnite interview bc i wanted to laugh at elon musk but man I can't believe I didn't realize how brazenly nazistic he was even before he straight sieg heiled. Like I knew that he was a nazi for a long time but going back and hearing him talk about social pathogens and the west falling while playing fortnite really got me. Got me even more annoyed with how he and every other neo-nazi has been permitted to deflect criticism by saying they're "not antisemitic" or "I support israel so I can't be a nazi."

I fuckin hate how the broad understanding of what a nazi is stops at antisemitism as if the only thing that made them bad was that they killed jews. Thats bc that was the ONE line they crossed too far. Everything else they believed ideologically: social pathogens, eugenics, cultural purity, and authoritarianism were all common ideas of the historical context the third reich was in. it wasn't until they went too far that they were recognized as bad (in the US at least, at least that's what got the manufacture of consent spinning) and even then the ideology of nazism has been erased in favor of JUST the antisemitism bc they didn't disagree with the rest of it. The ideology of fascism and nazism has been picked apart and talked about to death in universities which is why you have Jorkin Depeanus Vance calling professors the enemy.

4 months ago

Hey kid you want a job?

Great get online and go to a job board. Indeed, Linkedin whatever. Now you're gonna search for a role that's in your city, fits your qualifications, and doesn't seem like a bad time.

See that easy apply button? Don't hit it they just throw those in the trash. Now you're gonna want to go to the company's website and check their careers page.

Oh? That job doesn't exist anymore. Cool go back to the job board and find another one.

Great you found another job, you're on the company's career page and the job exists!! So you're going to need to make an account on the career page website. They're using Workday, the same site as the last job you applied for? Who cares? You need to make another account for THIS job's workday page.

Now you're going to upload your resume. That'll autopopulate about 15 boxes with everything on your resume, except formatted wrong and with tons of errors. So just go through and painstakingly check the dates on all of that and rewrite everything you already laid out in an aesthetically pleasing format on your resume.

Ok time for the cover letter, explain why this specific job and company are deeply important to you. You love their mission statement and wouldn't even laugh if their ceo was gunned down in the street. You'll really want to reiterate the things you just spent the last 20 minutes filling out on the resume section

(Remember to include language from the job description, people who work in HR are lower than dogs and they need patterns or they get confused.) Write about a page, but hey don't sound too desperate or robotic this is where they judge your character!

Maybe add your portfolio site at the end here, who knows if that helps no one has ever clicked mine haha.

Anywayyy time to hit apply! Congrats! You'll see that confirmation email come in and you should be getting the rejection letter in about 2 weeks. Unfortunately your resume didn't have the right buzzwords and the AI auto rejected you :(

Time to start again and try not to kill yourself!

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