My Wife And I Saw You From Across The Roundtable And We Liked Your Sniveling Pathetic Vibe And Wanted

a lot of things get on my nerves. im constantly annoyed. and i also have a deep love of humanity and the world but everything is really annoying

This is a lesson I am still actively learning for myself but still very true and important

choosing to allocate spoons to hanging out and having a good time at the cost of perfectly completing all your work is not a failing it is in fact an act of survival. “too sick to work = too sick to play” is in fact ableist bullshit that you don’t have to buy into. and the fact that leisure time is treated like a privilege is a fucking travesty

some days you cannot help but pity some people

Reddit gays and tumblr gays are the products of divergent evolution and are practically separate species at this point tbh

fresh asf like a million dollars justfine and dandy

i like it when people think im hot but i usually hate it when people hit on me and i just realized i think i hate confidence. if youre attracted to me you should be scared. looking at me from around the corner shaking. afraid to approach

Severance 2.10 "Cold Harbor"