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gabe newell's drag race

i love whenever i mention my cat in tags and i get a “prev wait ur cats name is LINCOLN LOG ??” it fills me with joy. for the lincoln log enjoyers out there this is what she looks like (she’s the silliest guy imaginable)

i saw some thread on xitter with some dude asking why drag queens "want to be around children so much" re: story hours and all the replies were either predictably disgusting or very defensive but not a single goddamn one of them answered the question so i will help in case anyone ever asks you this incredibly stupid question: they are clowns!! drag queens are just clowns!! they put on extremely silly makeup and huge wigs and bright clothes and do over-the-top performances that make people laugh and smile and sometimes cry. that is the definition of a clown. they like to perform for children because they are a type of clown and children are great audiences and it is not any deeper than that. god damn.

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how the fuck am i supposed to act like a normal functional human being when The Character exists

so true florence