someone: *taps my shoulder*
me: *reverts to my t-pose and clips through the floor*
Headcanon: Jason, after coming back from the dead, decides to fuck with Bruce for revenge and also because it slaps, but mostly for revenge ykwim
Bruce blames coffee and lack of sleep for the fact that the pizza delivery boy looks like Jason, the club bouncer looks like Jason, the clerk in Damian's school looks like Jason
Jason: here's your pizza, mister *shoves it into Bruce's face*
Bruce: šµāš«šµāš«šµāš« can I ask your name
Jason: Percy, but everyone just calls me Purse. Like in "cut purse"
Bruce: *under his breath* jesus, you even SOUND like him
Jason, wide innocent eyes popping out of his chiseled man face: you okay dude?
Bruce, convinced he's finally lost his mind, but still holding on to the "illusion": Do you want to come inside?
Jason, deadpan: dude you're rich white and famous, you really think imma let you take me inside your gargantuan Gothic mansion? Being killed one time's enough
Bruce, turning around: *wHaT dId YoU sAy*
New hobby: stitching together DP screenshots to create panoramas
have the last five years been just a complete blur for anybody else
Where the FUCK is āHoes Mad, Reblog to have a karkalicious 2009ā
I like in Teen Titans that Robinās mask is just as expressive as like cartoon spidey masks. Especially when they do this thing:
OR WHEN HE DOES THIS:
heās so silly I love him lmao
i was jumanjiād too when i was a kid but no one cared
another redraw of the amazing @unpeeled-human's bomb ass comics. Please check it's out!
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āThe Driverā by Jordan Bolton
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