Bigdoggoloser

We fist bump but we’re in full plate armor so our metal gauntlets sound like cymbals

🤜 🤛

kris we need to collect the time gears and seal the dark fountain on temporal tower

i hate when people are like UHM FRUIT ISNT ACTUALLY GOOD FOR YOU IT HAS A LOT OF SUGAR like shut the fuck up go eat your nutritionally complete meal powder you bought off a fucking kickstarter project okay let me enjoy a clementine 

Older emotionally repressed mf with the worst facial hair you've ever seen

Note: art of cWilbur Soot belongs to me

Today is a national holiday! Celebrate by falling off a horse, hunting down the corpse of Jesus Christ, and drop kicking the president.

POKÉTOON - Elderly Charizard 🔥

stop putting those ugly ass ‘new’ pan flags on my dash i logged out of twitter specifically so i wouldn’t have to see it

impa is so cute in age of calamity!!

im bout to trigger yalls fight or flight reflexes

“i baked you a pie”

“oh boy! what flavor?”