Favourite Vegetable?? Pls Vote. Trying To Prove Smth!!

everytime I remember that lesbian couple that have a marble statue of the two of them embracing and sleeping on a bed together over where their graves will be because the artists didn’t believe they would be able to be married before they died, so what they couldn’t have in life they could have in death, I fucking breakdown

it must’ve been a heavy burden.

Dodge the Ceiling Fan.

OR

Drop a Ceiling Fan on a Happy Couple.

they…

rub one out

u got it boss

u know when something wont send for ages and ages but when it finally sends it goes 40 times. thanks for nothing technology you bastard.

harry dubois would end death note in one episode. he'd be unkillable bc he has no fucking idea what his name is and then he'd go drink driving and accidentally run light over and the killings would mysteriously stop

i know i've said it before, but i firmly believe timeskip samu has a beat up old pickup he drives around when he needs to get deliveries for the restaurant. he thought he'd eventually get something nicer once he started making proper money, but even once the restaurant gets off the ground he can never find it in him to stop driving the old thing. but i also think kita has an old truck too, and that it's something they bond over. quietly. unspokenly. samu's good at tinkerin' and kita's got a parts guy, plus he can figure pretty much anything out if he just reads up on it, so the two of them often go to one another when they're having mechanical issues and they'll work on it together.