This Is Totally A Feature!  We Should Exploit The Coat Hangers Out Of It.  

This is totally a feature!  We should exploit the coat hangers out of it.  

Does anyone know if it works the same for different flavors of English?  If a group of people from the US, Canada, Britain, and Australia are all absolutely coat hangered, are they all in the same condition, or are some of them drunk, some of them shocked, and some of them just confused?

you can make nearly any object into a good insult if you put ‘you absolute’ in front of it

example: you absolute coat hanger

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7 years ago

@the-other-sandy, weren’t we just talking about Grapenuts?

Grapenuts

Neither grapes nor nuts.

The closest thing to gravel still considers fit for human consumption.

Possibly a major joke being played on the human race by hamsters.


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5 years ago

If you like romance and human rights, check out this auction and fundraiser to support RAICES Texas and The Young Center!  Your donation to a good cause could help you win books, proofreading, nifty crafts, tea with an author, or any of the other nearly 200 great items and services.  They have a wide variety of romances, including LGBTQ+.  Learn more and access the full list of items at http://www.loveinpanels.com/romanceforraices!

The #RomanceForRAICES Auction Is Live And We Will Start The Bidding At HELL YES. I’m Giving Away Fresh-baked

the #RomanceForRAICES auction is live and we will start the bidding at HELL YES. i’m giving away fresh-baked cookies of your choice 🍪 and there is a LOT of amazing stuff to bid on for this crucial cause! info’s in the graphic—go help someone! #RAICES #reunitefamilies #romancehelps #roanparrish https://ift.tt/2PVTPAl


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7 years ago

I can’t even draw straight lines with a ruler.

I am not a straight people.

Reblog if you are also not a straight people.


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2 years ago

Election day in the US is less than 2 months away.  If you are legally allowed to vote, start planning!  Make sure you are registered.  Look into whether you qualify for an absentee ballot, so you have more time to research the candidates and issues.  If you will need help turning in your ballot or getting to the polls, figure out what you need and who you can ask.

Even if you feel like none of the candidates are good, vote for the person who will do the least harm.  (Hint: it’s not a Republican.)

The System Is Rigged. The Advantages For The Wealthy Are Immediate And Endless.

The system is rigged. The advantages for the wealthy are immediate and endless.


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6 years ago

Woo-hoo -- more socks for my wish list!  I love the Dreamer line from Sock Dreams.  I have both over the knee and crew socks in ace pride colors.  They are very comfortable and sturdy, and I highly recommend them!  Their pride collection has a wide variety of other designs, from subtle to in-your-face.  I have gotten a lot of socks for myself and others from Sock Dreams, and I’ve always been very happy with them.

(Also, for people concerned with the commercialization of pride, Sock Dreams is not doing that!  They may promote their LGBTQ+ designs more during Pride month (because they’re a business, and it makes sense to promote things when people are looking for them), but they don’t just slap a rainbow on something for June and ignore the community the rest of the time.  The Dreamer line and other LGBTQ+ designs are always available, and new designs are added throughout the year.  Sock Dreams also donates to various LGBTQ+ charities and is generally supportive of the community.)

Dreamer Short Proud Stripes Tube Socks | Dreamer Socks
Dreamer Short Proud Stripes Tube Socks | Dreamer Socks
Dreamer Short Proud Stripes Tube Socks | Dreamer Socks
Dreamer Short Proud Stripes Tube Socks | Dreamer Socks

Dreamer Short Proud Stripes Tube Socks | Dreamer Socks

We just got in the same great pride flag colorways as our Dreamer Long Proud Stripes Tube Socks, only in shorter version! 

Because Pride is all about celebrating diversity, we designed these to fit as wide a range of feet and legs as possible. Tube style feet mean that these will comfortably fit most shoe sizes, and will end up being knee high, crew, or somewhere in-between, depending on the length of the feet wearing them. 

Unlike traditional tube socks, we designed these to have a low-profile toe seam on the top of the foot, instead of at the end of the toe, for improved comfort. If you’ve been considering sending Pride socks as a gift, but weren’t sure which style to get, these will be your safest bet! Proudly made in the USA.

Length: about 23 inches from toes to tops Stretch: 22 inches at cuff, 18 inches mid-sock

Note: Alas, we do not have stock for the Nonbinary striped version yet, but we do have it in a longer tube, over the knee sock, and crew! 

~♥~Rosalind Socks by Sock Dreams • Free Shipping in the US • $5 International Shipping Find us on facebook | twitter | pinterest | instagram | sock journal | g+


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6 years ago

I would love to see a Wild West version of the Scottish play!  That sounds like it could work extremely well.

Cowboys are witches and horses are their familiars


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7 years ago

I guess Mr. Snowflake there needs to just move along from McDonalds.

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7 years ago

Seriously.  Science is not like an illusion in D&D.  It does not go away if you disbelieve in it hard enough.

I Love This Sign.

I love this sign.


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7 years ago

Exactly!!

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