One Day I Wake Up And I Feel Fat, The Next Day I Wake Up And I Feel Skinny. Like Nothing Actually Changing

a flock of eunuchs is actually called a conspiracy

gli spinaci ^_^

"what's ur snap" shut up ask for my number you fucking loser

sometimes i get really upset and then i remember… im the best

Every month or so my mom tells me of a relative i have never heard of. yesterday I learned about this guy, an apparently wealthy man who divorced his wife of 25 years because he realized he was gay, who now lives in the Arizona desert. apparently he does not like wearing shoes. his glasses kinda eat tho

i havent cried in a while i should try crying, could be #fun

idk what i would cry about… failing climbs? the passato prossimo? whats happening in the book im reading? i guess should count my blessings that there is nothing crazy happening to me to cry about. that being said im REALLY good at romanticizing my own sadness… until it becomes debilitating

BOYS NIGHT, 15th March, Senate! bring your own booze! remember what happens in the senate stays in the senate ;). BOYS NIGHT BOYS NIGHT BOYS NIGHT

on the bright side i was able to do a full split last night for the first time

Hanako Footman, from her novel titled "Mongrel," originally published in 2024

i had a dream i had to go past a group of children of the forest and i wasnt able to safely. but this girl i had a huge crush on freshman year could talk to them and let us pass? she was their “patron saint” and they loved her. thanks girl!