“we Should Do Something Next Weekend! :)”

why the fuck is it hailing?

one of my professors keeps telling me that you cannot get through contemporary american life without lots of drugs, sex, and alcohol. none of which i have partaken in recently. all i do is work!! perhaps spring break is the promised land…

Miniature jade mosaic mask, Mayan, 600-900 AD

from The Virginia Museum of Fine Arts

who is kylie jenner?

Hanako Footman, from her novel titled "Mongrel," originally published in 2024

get out of my major why are in my class? get out of my major why are in my class? get out of my major why are in my class? get out of my major why are in my class? get out of my major why are in my class? get out of my major why are in my class? get out of my major why are in my class? get out of my major why are in my class? get out of my major why are in my class?

this is stranger than i thought, there are like SO MANY pictures of him there… am i, God forbid, unknowingly joining a polycule? his name also starts with J…. so many questions and so few answers

“we should do something next weekend! :)”

yes we should! we should also delete the pictures of your ugly ex boyfriend off your instagram!

if one asks me to say grace im going to be like “uh uh, thank you lord for WoW classic, bob haircuts, picking your nose in the shower, v5 slab, linguistic anthropology, the ancient maya, good sex and fried chicken. amen” i shouldnt be left in charge of religious rites, im too crazy cant take me anywhere!!! xD

“instead, im typing you a message i know i will never send, rewriting old excuses, delete the kisses at the end” kind of night to a “feel the salty waves come in” sort of morning XD