Like Jesus Christ

emojis are a slippery slope, a misty veiled forest a vague quagmire of sex jokes and misinterpretation. that being said this one is so awesome 🐦‍🔥

Art by Grady Frederick

i feel akin to a lizard lying on top of a rock in the sun…

i told her i didnt want anything serious and she said she wanted something serious so were good im out

i asked her if she wants to hang out again but i kinda want her to say no… i could have just not texted her. whatever.

girls like my long and pretentious name, not my charming wit and character

LOTR MEME → THREE COLOURS: GREEN (1/3)

~ Crab Vessel with Double Spout.

Place of origin: Colombia, Calima Region

Period: Ilama Period

Date: 1500 B.C.-A.D. 100

Medium: Ceramics

today was a rare day. i had fun in the winter because of the weather. seeing a forest covered in snow is something that has only happened to me a few times before, i got to walk on ice too which i have only done once before. the edges and more curved parts of the reservoir turned into little magical groves. the silence is also really nice. maybe this winter will be peaceful and kind. also interesting- the closer i got back towards people, buildings, cars etc it got noticeably warmer, but standing in the middle of a frozen lake is COLD! my mind went to how the brothers of the nights watch must feel going beyond the wall. i think if i got over hating the cold i would totally be ok in the nights watch.

All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.

i asked what she wanted out of this and she said “i dont know” then she asked me and i said “i dont know”. thank god #winning