Can Someone Please Explain The Step By Step Process Of HOW Connor Managed To Stab Himself With A Knife

Can someone please explain the step by step process of HOW Connor managed to stab himself with a knife making a SANDWICH?????

Connor: Step one, decide you’re going to make the family sandwiches and get said ingredients to make sandwiches.Connor: Step two, begin to make sandwichesConnor: Step three, begin to feel this weird pain in your stomach.Connor: Step four, begin to wonder where the kitchen knife went.Connor: Step five, realize that you didn’t even use the kitchen knife. Connor: Step six, ask your family where the knife is and then realize that it’s been in your abdomen this entire time-sneaky little knife.Connor: Final step, come to the realization that you had left the knife on the counter and when you were in the process of making the sandwiches it just slipped in without you noticing. Life sure is full of surprises.Colton: How the-why the? WHY??? WHY WAS THE KNIFE THERE, TO BEGIN WITH!!!!

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