Goblin Has New Friend, Friend Talks Too Much. Goblin Misses Quiet Mornings.

I don't want to the on call

The pure rage goblin feels when entering helpdesk after a week and finding it a mess, is indescribable.

So the subplot of Holes is that Kate Barlow deals with the politically-sanctioned execution of her black boyfriend—who unlawfully kissed a white woman who was in love with him!!!—by becoming a serial killer who targets racist/sexist white dudes who harassed her, were rejected, then went after her boyfriend as revenge from the depths of the “friend zone”.

Go off Louis Sachar, let em know!

5 posts!

Wow unexpected yay new account to scream into the ether with

How lovely it is to be treated as the bad guy

I want this so bad

‘Shounen Anime’ Santa

A holiday themed story concept/ faux anime screenshot for fun! hehe It’s about twin bros trained to be future Santa and Krampus. But, one day, the one trained to become Santa ran away from his duty, destroying the balance.. Happy Holidays everyone!!

Needless to say, I am HORRIFIED.

Wenclair prompts

Ajax and Enid just wanted a quiet place to fool around. Unfortunately, it looks like Crackstone's crypt is a busy place, what with their botany teacher and the local barista dragging some unconscious girl into the crypt. An unconscious pigtailed stranger bleeding from a forehead gash that Enid's wolf is howling at the mere sight of. Enid's wolf starts itching beneath the skin, and she can't leave no matter how much Ajax begs her to go get help with him. This evening is turning out much more eventful than planned.

(The one where Wednesday never arrived at Nevermore, so Laurel had her Hyde go fetch her)

A soulmate au where the last words your soulmate will say to you imprint on your skin when their time draws near.

Enid didn’t anticipate the searing pain on her ribs while making out with Ajax. The pain of her soulmark has started to come in. Then Eugene calls, Thing arrives, and she's out the door sprinting for Crackstone's crypt as fast as her legs can carry her.

This isn’t how it ends, damn it. She refuses to accept that "Thanks. I think." is the last thing she ever said to Wednesday because she was too scared to confess her feelings to someone who was leaving anyway.

ppl are so annoying “you can’t paint ur bedroom pink you’re an adult” i did not spend my entire life waiting to grow up and control my life to paint my bedroom beige