This isn't my first HouseMD AU, nor will it most likely be the last lol. You'll probably see less of this one??? Maybe??? Idk. Either way, I wanted to post this! Inscryption is one of my favorite games, and combining it with my favorite show felt right.
Questions about this AU or the game of Inscryption itself will be answered. I'm 100% willing to make a post explaining Inscryption as well for the HouseMD fans or people who saw this AU
Information of the AU under the cut!
[EXAMPLE]
Name [Attack/Health]
Animal [Sigil]
Sigil Meaning:
Animal/Card Symbolism:
ps: Masters & Amber will be included. just wait
FREE CARDS
GREGORY HOUSE [1/4]
Limping Jaguar [No Sigil]
Animal/Card Symbolism: Jaguars are strong animals, just how House is very clever, even for his field, and how a limp damages that view and themselves (A Jaguar couldn't survive long with a limp, House is damaging his body with Vicodin for it)
JAMES WILSON (0/3)
Hare [Many Lives]
Sigil Meaning: Whenever this card is sacrificed, it does not die
Animal/Card Symbolism: Hares are lagomorphs and still adored creatures, but are often seen as creepier than bunnies. Wilson, as willing and caring as he is, has a few horrors within himself.
ALLISON CAMERON [1/3]
Bunny [Hoarder]
Sigil Meaning: When this card is played, choose a card from your deck to be drawn immediately.
Animal/Card Symbolism: Bunnies are seen as innocent, fluffy animals and have connections to religion and morals
CHI PARK [1/4]
Beetle [No Sigil]
Animal/Card Meaning: Park is small and underestimated
2 BONES
CHRISTOPHER TAUB [1/2]
Hamster [Bone King]
Sigil Meaning: When this card dies, 4 Bones are awarded instead of 1.
Animal/Card Symbolism: A small coward. Rodent energy.
1 BLOOD
ROBERT CHASE [2/4]
Rat [Sprinter]
Sigil Meaning: At the end of the owner's turn, this card moves in the sigil's direction.
Animal/Card Symbolism: Chase is a coward who rats out and hides with anyone he thinks might just save his ass
ERIC FOREMAN [2/3]
Giant Salamander [Sharp Quills]
Sigil Meaning: Once this card is struck, the striker is dealt 1 damage.
Animal/Card Symbolism: Amphibians need specific living environments, being worse in poor ones than average. Foreman grew up in a not-so-good environment.
LISA CUDDY [2/3]
Clipped Parrot [Loose Tail]
Sigil Meaning: When this card is struck, a tail [feather] is created in its place and this card moves to the right.
Animal/Card Symbolism: Cuddy is intelligent and a valuable person, but can struggle with how she's taken due to her gender, and put down because of it. Held back by something.
LAWRENCE KUTNER [1/3]
Fox [Corpse Eater]
Sigil Meaning: If a card that you own dies by combat, this card is played from your hand on its space.
Animal/Card Symbolism: Foxes have a history of jokes and trickery, and can make laughing noises. I think this is fitting for the persona he puts on
2 BLOOD
REMY “13" HADLEY [2/3]
Spider Ball Python [Bifurcated Strike]
Sigil Meaning: This card will strike each opposing space to the left and right of the spaces across it.
Animal/Card Symbolism: Spider Ball Pythons have a gene that makes them wobble, and are doomed from the start
JESSICA ADAMS [2/4]
Hound [Guardian]
Sigil Meaning: When an opposing card is played opposite an empty space, this card moves to that space.
Animal/Card Symbolism: A working dog, stuck in one point of her life to never rest
sometimes u just need to eat a pencil
ok but this is so true. I always thought this scene was weird, gross, and he looked uncomfortable. yet idk I thought it was just me because everyone else is like omggg so hot.
this was not a #girlboss moment for cameron btw. she's literally sexually harassing chase even after he told her to stop. the whole time she's describing sex to him he's obviously extremely uncomfortable, scared, and confused. the "chase starts to look for an escape route" isn't some funny thing it's him trying to get away from the person who is sexually harassing him.
JERBOAFISH ( Finn )
He's a slender oriental mix, aloof and distant, yet with enough sarcasm to drown out a know-it-all. He's very passive, and practically a doormat, not caring to argue or fight on things. However, he seems to eavesdrop a lot, learning things but preferring to act clueless about the topics.
While it seems like he'd prefer warmer weather due to his short fur, he likes it cold and dreary. Which isn't hard to get in New Jersey.
He also likes to swim and marine life, having a small collection of fish bones that he likes to put together like puzzle pieces.
When joining the clan, he was already named Jerboa, so they added fish onto it for his swimming skill. He's not a medicine cat or mediator, but just a hunter.
+me. This is my official sona.
house is so funny. he's the only drug addict i don't respect, the only disabled person i don't respect. kick his cane out from under him and make him crawl for vicodin it'll be funny
had a dream i found a tape labelled “sex tape” and when i played it in a vcr it was just two fully clothed guys beating the shit out of each other with metal bats
LisaCuddy (LinenCurl) & EricForeman (EvergreenFall)
So, I generally wanted to rewrite HouseMD. I always have, despite having not moved past Mid-S5 because of my crippling ADD. I've finally given up, however, and decided to just rewrite up to what I've watched.
Because I've found a fandom on TUMBLR that seems to appreciate and enjoy this idea, I've decided to reach out to you guys! I wanna know all your opinions and ideas.
You don't like a certain side plot/point in the main plot? Why and how do you think it could've been improved (if improved at all) and things like that! Go wild. I want everything from the actual plot, to the characters, to the tiniest little fucked up details.
However, since I'm AROACE and tired of seeing romance, I will be toning it down?? Esp for House. I'm sorry, I just—IM TIRED OF CONSTANT ROMANCE.
But, if you think a certain non-canon ship would actually work really well and improve plot in canon, or that a certain ship could be removed entirely, or anything like that, I will hear it!
So, with that—give me your feedback and input and what you think. I'd love to hear it and really work on this.
I don't care for spoilers that much as well btw, I've spoiled plenty by myself and overall since idk if I'll find the time to continue, you can go ahead and say whatever you'd like)
warrior designs for GregHouse (HarshGust) and RobertChase (RavenCoil)
feel free to use these
I wanted to color both their tails and paws white to show that Chase would follow in his pawsteps and have the same "tale"
ur so right paper mario twink ur so right.. he's pure barnacle material.. we should put him in a potion
if house was a furry what animal would his fursona be
either roadkill or some weird. fucked up stray dog that's just there to piss you off. I say this with affection
FelidaeMD is yet another crossover between HouseMD and WarriorCats, where I will be actively rewriting the series, along with adjusting it to fit the warriors series.
This is a remaster post for the designs that I created before, and overall I might make a fic for this AU, but no promises! Anyone is free to use these designs for unrelated things or for their own stories and AUs.
Designs + info under the cut!
LINENCURL - LINENSTAR ( Cuddy )
Norwegian-Forest-Cat based! I took inspiration off of a sheep, because of her bangs within the show always reminded me of one.. and idk she has sheep vibes. She also has extra toes on one of her front paws! No reason, just cuz I thought it'd be cool.
JASPERWREN ( Wilson )
Based on an American-Curl +a little heart-like dot on his face! He's the Mediator of the clan they're within, cuz I thought it'd be fitting. More wavy-ish fur.
HARSHGUST ( House )
He's a Cornish-Rex mix. I saw this in a certain Warriors-AU and really liked it, but I can't remember the goddamned name of it (going feral rn). Either way, credits to them! One of his front claws is declawed, just for some detail, and he is the main medicine cat of the clan. Also! Cats, and many animals, can get blood clots and things like that, so it's the same thing that fucked up his leg. No monster or anything like that.
EVERGREENFALL ( Foreman )
I really love his design.. idk why.. he's a Burmese mix, and yeah! He's another medicine cat that House mentored, and stuff like that. Simple. Idk I just love drawing him too!! Also! Extra toes like Cuddy, cuz after all, he does replace her.
AIRYCHIRP ( Cameron )
A Somali! I couldn't decide if I wanted to lean blonde or brown, cuz I think of both when I see her... but I thought an in-between would fit better. I love her chronically sad look... she's so funky...
RAVENCOIL ( Chase )
A marbled Bengal. He didn't change much... as u can tell. It's just him. Same paws / tail being a lighter color as House, following in his paw steps and stuff.... idk. he.
REEDHAIL ( Thirteen )
No real reasoning in her design! I decided on a rex mix with other stuff in there cuz I thought her being a mix was more fitting, is all. (I think the rex part came to me from the same au as the house-rex thing, but I can't remember! sry!!)
VASTAMBER ( Amber )
Her design came easily to me. I saw it since day one, as a simple wirehair cat. It just immediately came to mind. This graceful, golden wirehair who just always looks so.. oddly relaxed.
COLDTAIL ( Taub )
Scottish fold was so obvious.. and also from the same one as House/13, I believe? Idk I just thought it was rlly fitting! I wish I could've gone further with his design, but overall, it's Taub. I think it matches him well enough! itty bitty guy....
LYREKRILL ( Kutner )
Kutner was either gonna be a snowshoe or Siamese, and I thought Siamese fit better, so here he is! I rlly like how simple he is, and Siamese are honestly some of my favorite cats so obv I like him... if only he stuck around for longer. But he definitely made his impact on the show.
Since I cannot add anymore images (yes, very unfortunate) and Vogler / Tritter didn't change designs one bit, they won't be in this post. I'll post them later on probably, but yeah.
They did get clean refs tho.
Plainsclan — Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital
Boarclan — Voglers Clan
PrincetonClan — Clan near the edges of the city where Vogler comes from