Get Real Five Nights At Freddy’s..

via @swatercolor [insta]

WELL LADS, THEY GOT THERE IN THE END! let the next chapter of their relationship begin... 🐠

ps. read the corresponding fic here!

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me in five years when i still don’t have my life together:

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

bored? have you tried

clamoring at the walls of your cage

ripping apart your furniture

howling at your favorite celestial body

looking at yourself in the mirror with crazy eyes

putting your hands in damp soil

Credits: Moakley

Here ya go sport, go wild

its so sweet to me whenever a reconstruction of a neanderthal's face shows up on social media and people are like "oh they would have loved minecraft" "they would have loved weed brownies" it's so sweet. i hope that continues on to the next stage of human evolution. i want whoever comes next to dig me up, reconstruct my face, and for the girlbloggers of this far-flung civilization to go "duuuude she would have loved churfing back a freefing zarbee"

the way sesame street, a pbs puppet show for literal babies, is pressing on with pride content despite vitriolic monsters descending on every post to insinuate they're pedophiles or demons while some of the biggest companies on the planet who could swim in olympic swimming pools of money like scrooge mcduck on steroids buckle and cave just emphasizes how completely and utterly pathetic these corporations are. they'd butcher a baby if it meant saving a penny.