Friendly Reminder For Any Jewish Folks To Request Off For The Holidays. We Are A Little Less Than 2 Months

Has it accrued to you that the reason the left hates jews is because you people are fucking awful??? The problem is you!!!

antisemitism is not the fault of jews. ever.

My friend has a Janakh.

walking into erev rosh hashanah services tomorrow like "what a fucking year, my man"

Diaspora Jews today:

The complete and utter lack of self awareness exhibited by the goyim who continuously reblog "antisemitism is bad!" posts in between their regularly scheduled blood libel is truly impressive to witness

People hate Jewish resilience. They hate us in general, but they *especially* hate our resilience.

my chinese delivery came with two free cans of pepsi that i didn't order and i feel like i know what the miracle of the oil lasting for 8 days felt like

When people ask me why I’m converting to Judaism, a year into the entire process of it all, I just mumble “I dunno, just feels like I’ve always been here, been home.”

Then I pause and consider for a minute-

“But mostly because of the challah.”

Explaining to my gentile friends what a mezuzah is and was looking up a picture and I am now adding these alongside propeller hat yarmulke to my now expanding list of things that are totally kosher but would give your mother a heart attack if you showed it off to people