Dr. Chase Is The Type Of Guy To Have Three Nipples Tbh. Y'know, I'm Just Saying, I Wouldn't Be Surprised

"Grunkle, will you funkle my bunkle😏" -My brother, mocking grunkle Stan simps.

We as a society should normalize more gender neutral pronouns. It gets kinda hard trying to write using strictly they/them. Heaven forbid, I have enough challenges writing already.

Is Wilson doing his freaking physical therapy for him???? What are these idiots doing??

Ketamine could fix me.

“HES A WIFE BEATER DAN! USE THE GUN”

OHHHHHH HERBERT MY KING

House md au, and everything's the same except House actually has that autism diagnosis, and says "sensory overdose!" occasionally just to piss everyone off.

I think Dr. House would be enby, partially just to spite norms. Like, they'd say it outright, but nobody would believe 'em because of the shit they already say on the daily basis.

Thank goodness the devil made lettuce. Didn't think he had a green thumb like that.

Dr House definitely had a tamagotchi he used to carry around the hospital. Like, he used to bring a gameboy to work for goodness sakes. Obviously he had a tamagotchi at some point.

Dr. Chase please kill my parents like you killed that dictator... Please please... C'mon, it's the right thing to do, Dr. Chase... please Dr. Chase...