Being Aroace Around Valentine's Day Is So Embarrassing... "Who Are You Buying Those Chocolates For?"

Dr. Chase please kill my parents like you killed that dictator... Please please... C'mon, it's the right thing to do, Dr. Chase... please Dr. Chase...

We as a society should normalize more gender neutral pronouns. It gets kinda hard trying to write using strictly they/them. Heaven forbid, I have enough challenges writing already.

Beyond Re-Animator was SOO fucking good! Why doesn't anybody post about!! Get posting guys!!

"Grunkle, will you funkle my bunkle😏" -My brother, mocking grunkle Stan simps.

House md au, and everything's the same except House actually has that autism diagnosis, and says "sensory overdose!" occasionally just to piss everyone off.

Thank goodness the devil made lettuce. Didn't think he had a green thumb like that.

american psycho is highkey just this

“HES A WIFE BEATER DAN! USE THE GUN”

OHHHHHH HERBERT MY KING

Everybody in House MD belongs in a nightmare blunt rotation. I wouldn't want to smoke with ANY of them.

I think Dr. House would be enby, partially just to spite norms. Like, they'd say it outright, but nobody would believe 'em because of the shit they already say on the daily basis.