Morpho Out Here Looking So Pettable.

I’d tip him for his outstanding works, but does he take tips? He seems to get great benefits already!

Definitely on-brand for Luz

Beautiful ✨tan lines✨

I think the answer is yes

Poor birb never takes her mask off her skin has paled from no sun exposure

I mean, OP did pull a twitter screenshot. It just turned out well on tumblr cuz our platform has a bit more wisdom to its posting :3c

The JamBastard is gonna JamBust-it-down sexual style

I have no idea what possessed me to draw this

Even more toe beans :3c

Truly a blessing found among furry critters

Elfilin design!

Nah, the best counterattack to all their preconceptions, or predictions; lasers, rays, force-fields, bombs; whatever they got:

Those alien conquerors won’t know what to do when they’re getting battered and bruised by at least 8 feet of aluminum or fiberglass.

Imagine coming from across space to an alien planet, bringing your best commanding fleet in close to bring new glory to your home planet. You announce your intentions to the world and send your armies to the surface.

Then they start lining up to form ranks in the streets. Their cavalry are on scissor lifts, spearmen using 25 foot extension ladders, all of them armed with stools and guarding with stepladders.

You shit yourself in confusion.

Your men are called back: beaten senseless and begging for some semblance of sanity. But the savages do not relent. They chase after your men and board your warships using the most cunning of implements.

Invaders never stood a chance

And for today's hypothetical question, if aliens were going to invade us, do you think they'd be immune to all our attacks, or do you think they'd have anticipated everything but simpler weaponry

Like do you think they'd have actually studied up on how best to deal with their conquer targets or do they just assume all worlds have psychic powers, laser-based weaponry, elemental control, things like that

As someone who woke up and immediately assumed the identity of April’s Fool yesterday by falling on my butt going down the stairs RIGHT AFTER WAKING UP TO PEE IN THE MORNING: I feel seen by these goofballs

Happy Fools in April! :D

Huge shoutouts to @torchrandom for this piece! They offered to make this piece early in April as part of a special event related to the beta test in the @kirby-oc-fighting-tournament discord server. Unfortunately, it’s been done and in my possession for weeks. I just haven’t posted it for… reasons. But look!

Here she is! It’s (human? Mii? Definitely a people) Shelly!! Here is the short queen herself, excited to tidy up and have fun. The artist kept the dialogue open during the creative process, and I made sure to answer any questions they had regarding the request.

I am very happy with the way she turned out and I hope you all enjoy this human-y take on our very own noodle lass: done in the artstyle of one of the hardworking helpers of the Kirby OC Fighting Tournament community, @torchrandom

If magolor used his profits from the clash games to fund his amusement park, did the person who collected his payment create a wildly successful juice company?

Even More Items & Flavor Text (Miscellaneous):

Token-booster Lore:

A small jar with two tokens visible inside. It looks too sturdy to open, but maybe a powerful foe can help...

Anti-Fear Lore:

A mischievous little juicebox. The branding claims the flavor to be “abble joos” and is unfortunately very vague about its manufacturing. Happy customers claim that, by drinking it, they are filled with a courage that knows no fear.

Instant-damage Lore:

A beautiful throwable dart marked with the sigil of a master craftsman: its many edges scatter the light like a mirrored prism. Reliably made, this dart guarantees a little bit of damage against a powerful foe when taking their challenge.

Anti-Drenched Lore:

A soft & comfy towel: provided by the tournament facilities for a small fee. It’s so absorbent, it can wipe away any spill that all other towels would ordinarily still leave Drenched.