One Of My First Blorbos. No, I Think My Boy Here Is My Very First Blorbo That I Gave A Story To. To Most

Almond Cluster. F. Big sad.

Everything else is S

Cherry Cordial took my virginity, and I don’t ever want to go back.

I will die on this hill happier than all of you combined 😈

I'm disqualifying the peanut butter chocolate due to my peanut allergy. Out of the rest the cherry cordial is easily the worst.

Beautiful ✨tan lines✨

I think the answer is yes

Poor birb never takes her mask off her skin has paled from no sun exposure

So pretty!!

✨🌟Sky Knight🌟✨

So I usually don't draw artwork for people on social media because I'm not great at fully interacting with others, and I'm scared I'll mess something up. But I wanted to draw this for you, Hermitcrabstar!

I saw your recent post, and you mentioned that you haven't been feeling too well lately, so I wanted to draw this for you because everyone deserves to be happy, especially you, cause you're such a kind and talented person, and I hope you feel better soon!!💕

Sky Knight belongs to @hermitcrabstar 🌟✨

A beautiful rendering of internal conflict and the dilemma some parents struggle with in unfortunate circumstances. Also compliments to the artist on making a face with few features absolutely ✨stunning✨

TW: This story implies dark themes such as domestic abuse and infanticide

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Here's where the "implied" comes in. What to do what to do...

As someone both with a history playing the saxophone, and a love of shitposts, the jazz-extinguisher is one of the best memes I’ve come across on the internet. I will never not hear the most soulful sax solo each time I find a new one.

i was blessed with a sudden motivation

and un-motion-blurred because i love himb

I just know that if Joltz existed in our world in the same capacity they do here, I know a few names of people who would need to enter a 12-step program pretty quickly because of them. Comment or reblog by tagging any of your mutuals who might like sour a little too much!

@universe-4162

Even More Flavor Text for Items:

Anti-Blind Lore:

Dark shades that make the wearer one of the coolest people to exist. So cool, in fact, that not even the sun could manage to blind them.

Anti-Burn Lore:

A perfectly chilled and refreshing bottle of water: provided by the tournament facilities for a small fee. It’s so refreshing that it instantly washes away heat-exhaustion and any burning feeling.

Anti-Paralysis Lore:

A rebellious little candy made by a popular company. The slogan on the wrapper is ‘Joltz: A candy so sour, it’ll jolt you out of paralysis!’

Anti-Confusion Lore:

A small amethyst-colored crystal: smooth in texture and cool to the touch. Holding it and breathing in removes conflicting thoughts and influences to clear one’s mind.

Me and my beast-type Robindam bootleg feel this so hard

Refighting all the Archangels be like

Behold! My Shelly. A blorbo that I can’t quite seem to shake free from. She’s an assertive, sign-spoken tentacle first thought up in a Splatoon AU, but I’ve found that the idea of a character that is literally an elastic noodle fits almost everywhere. Shelly’s current hobby is janitorial duty between bouts at fighting arenas; and while she doesn’t usually make the messes that she cleans, she’s not afraid to mop the floor with someone’s face.

I mean, OP did pull a twitter screenshot. It just turned out well on tumblr cuz our platform has a bit more wisdom to its posting :3c

Now cat-sphere shall join cat-egg in my collection of cat-non-polyhedra.

Here's a doodle of my Cat Meta design :3 🐈

(fighting the urge to not try and stick my hand through my phone screen to pet him)