Sweaty And Suffering Will Graham Is Always Slutty

Hugh Dancy as Will Graham Hannibal Season 1 / April 4, 2013 - June 20, 2013

hey

Who are you?????

heh piranha

Hierodula salomonis, aka, the “Jade Mantis”

hey buddy. you look like a slut. can we be friends?

I think everyone can tell that I’ll burn to a crisp in the depths of hell one day & that’s why they don’t like me…

Hannibal 1.01 / Apéritif 2.08 / Su-zakana

honestly i know we're all imagining will's and hannibal's texts to be super spicy and horny but in actuality it would literally be this

i had a dream i worked in an underwater restaurant and people kept ordering ice in their drinks and then getting mad at me when it would float away. and i’d tell them beforehand that the ice would float away & they’d be like lol no that’s not how it works just give me the ice. I’m fighting customer service battles never seen before

turning reblogs off on certain posts should be a punishable crime