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It was rumoured that Di Vinci could bend a horse shoe... imagine him punching someone round the face holy moly (is pay to see him do that to Vieri lol)

one punch di vinci

Henry: I don't understand why people like sleeping so much.

Jacob: It's a free trial of death.

I’m sure Cesare would take care of him in a much more graphic fashion if he ever discovered Leonardo’s treachery but then again he might consider the hanging a nice throwback. I’m not sorry

Person B knowing they’re undoubtedly about to die within the next few seconds, likely from the gaping wound they’re bleeding out from. Instead of calling for help, they phone Person A and carry on a casual conversation as if nothing is wrong, making sure to mention how much they love them before their time runs out.

me

Ho damn

She has been blessed by the gods of lifting. May her gains be forever yuge.

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It makes me laugh when I go through the EzioLeo tag and Leonardo is the shorter one.

Because historically speaking, Leonardo was tall and fucking ripped. There’s a story from when he lived in Milan that he could twist an iron horse shoe with his bare hands.

But

He also dressed almost exclusively in rose colored clothing.

So image this tall, handsome dude, smarter than anyone else at the time and he dressed head to toe in pink.

Man, I love Leonardo da Vinci.

Did ya brohooties remember that Francisco Randez ever sing the song "Avant" in a band? That's a frickin sexy song

OMG I had no idea he was in a band!