to me . Nerdy Prudes Must Die (the song) was almost ENTIRELY max projecting on Richie like,,, i dont believe him when he says "i could give two shits that you buried and left me/defiled my body/you pushed me off the edge"
and then the "repeat after me" part.....
like just. "who will pray for me/when my body's gone/or until another Richie comes along"
no one cares that max is dead. Hell at this point very few people even know, but hey, this is Hatchetfield- people go missing every day. And I think however much he pretends not to, Max does care that no one notices, or that they're happier without him.
and he gets SO pissed when Richie interrupts him with "I'm not a loser!". god i just. this song is genius
All I can think about during the Pasquale's parking lot scene in NPMD
Waves in co-creator!!
Hi yes uhh I've made a Lords In Black au :D
Me and its co-creator have dubbed it the "Antichrist" au or "AntiWebby" au!! Its basically an au where The Lords see Webby helping Hannah and talking to her and they decide to do that themselves but with humans of their choosing!
The list of names and belongs to who (in order from left to right) is Karl (Blinky), Jenn (Nibbly), Sabryna (Pokey), James (Tinky), and Mateo (Wiggly).
Wiggly somehow managed to pick just some orphaned kid, meanwhile James is of course related to Ted Spankoffski (they're cousins) cuz god forbid Tinky leaves the Spankoffskis alone. I'll talk more about them in another post if people want me to!! Maybe even open a thing to ask them questionsss..
Want her to Chas my Tity
we get a little silly sometimes
Max not letting Kyle and Brenda date is so funny, but what's funnier is the way he tells that to Pete just after the "I did not consent to this ran de vus"™ line. Dude is like an anti shipper but for his classmates. He's not just god, he's also the opposite of Cupid.
striders
kinda adorable how it takes the moon almost exactly a month to blink
that muzzle won’t stop him
will branner as max jägerman joins the genre of white men who are so barely hinged, if hinged at all
do you guys think richie and paul are related. cause I do.