Felix: *trips*

Reblog if you want a bunch of “have you evers” and “would you rathers” in your ask box right now.

Do this. NOW. Anon is on. Don’t be shy! Make it awkward.

San: no one can insult me, I hold maximum power, strength, and control.

Yunho: one bad thing about you is-

San, tearing up: fuck you man

Felix: TWICE!!

Seungmin: DAY6!!

I.N: 3RACHA!!

all three of them: .....

Felix, Seungmin and I.N: RING DING DONG-

Hyunjin: Help I've fallen in love and can't get up

Felix: Hyung, get up

Chan: what happened?

Felix: he fell from his bed and when he saw that I witnessed it, he posed on the floor

Hongjoong: what's wrong sweetie?

Wooyoung: I can't find the definition of sleep in my dictionary

Seonghwa: You're asking him???

I- kajehejdjjde 👁👄👁

Y’ALL MY 8 Y/O SISTER WROTE CHANGLIX FANFICTION!!

(if you thought i wasn’t gonna share, you’re insane)

crack! and a kinda smutty for being written by a fetus.

i know there are a TON of grammatical errors but she’s 8 so... i think it adds to the humor.

without further ado:

Changy and Fefe

One day it was very cold.your nipples are very pokey when it is cold.so pokey they poke through your shirt.Changbin was walking down the street and he saw many people and many nips.He thought all the nips were ugly.He saw one person with beautiful nipples.He once got a fortion cookie that said his true love would be someone with beautiful nipples.

He new that was the person he had to mary.Then he was about to go up to him but then the other person came up to him.Hi my name is felix what’s your name?My name is changbin.wana go to diner?Nice nips I mean yes.Thanks.Whos car are we takeing?Mine.I’m driveing to.ok.

Ok were here.Changbin then leened in and kissed felix.Lets exchange phone numbers.Yes.ok lets go in the resteraunt.Changbin got spagety felix got chicken.changbin didn’t finish so he got a togo box.Then when they got in the car. changbin and felix madeout.Then they drove home.

Ding changbin’s phone got a text.It was from felix.It made changbin happy it was a picture of felix’s weiner.Changbin sent back a picture of his weiner and said wow so pretty.Hi my name is felix that was his phone ringing.He answered hi you want to come to my house changbin said yes said felix.He came over and that night they had diner. After diner they went to the liveing room then felix praposed.then the next day was there wedding.Then they were maried. Felix moved in.it was so cold it was snowing.Changbin said do you want to go in my hot tub?but I don’t have a swimsuit felix said I don’t either so we will have to go naked.then they went in the hot tub and started makeingout again.when they got out they went inside and took a shower together.then they got out and went to bed.the next morning felix and changbin decided they wanted to adopt a child so they went and adopted a child it was a boy. They decided his name was Changlix.

how beautiful lmao. she’s writing a minsung soon. lemme know if you wanna see.

Bang Chan: Road work ahead...

Felix: Yeah I sure hope it does.

Minsung trying to break up

Minho: it's not me, its you

Jisung: isn't it the other way around?

Minho: I said what I said

Jisung: remind me why I dated you

Minho: I gave you a candy bar

Felix: OMG who's your favorite character in sailor moon??

Chan: uhhh

Chans mind: quick flirt with him

Chan: the one with hair

Yeosang: hey

Felix: hi

Chan: wait hold up, where's my baby??

Jongho: I don't mind either one just sayin'