Fabio Viale, Marble Sculpture.

raidcore

Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad

if you’re having a bad day, here’s a cute little marching band

Combat log: The effect Ibuprofen has ended.

Me: *instantly ragdolls*

this post's hypothetical by itself is already ridiculous but the thing that gets me is how the wording implies two very funny things that become funnier in tandem

1. "Accidentally, the pitcher tosses a Christian baby" means this is a mistake on the pitcher's part. i imagine the pitcher is breastfeeding on the field and they pitch and they look down at their hands and they see the ball still in the glove and they go "fuck"

2. hitting the baby will still win you the game

This is literally my favorite tweet of all time. It’s so powerful.

She Freaken Forgor Me

I want to shut up forever but I’m always thinking of more dumb shit to say

Tried a new burger place

Too spicy!

i appreciate the content warnings and understand their importance but i can’t help but giggle a little bit when i click on a fnaf fic and half the chapters have child death warnings in their notes. sir this is the Child Death Game i think i know what i’m signing up for