How each of the conversations with the Betrayers will go:
(editing post cuz i forgot about the Ruiner lmao)
Tharizdun: *incomprehensible eldritch black hole noises*
Asmodeus: lmao no.
Bane: so you're telling me i could do the exact same thing i was doing before but as a mortal? ...oh hey those hobgoblin guys look interesting!
Torog: SO you're telling me i could live full lives without this pain that's been plaguing me for aeons? Hm...i dunno...wait i can also torture people as a mortal?! I'M IN.
Gruumsh: turns out ya don't really need to be a god to throw giant boulders at people
Zehir: NOBODY CARES WHAT ZEHIR THINKS
Tiamat: i can literally live like any of my mortal chromatic children but better so why not?
Lolth: pay child support.
Vecna: LMAO GET FUCKED OLD BASTARD HOW'S ONLY THIRTY YEARS OF GODHOOD FEELS BITCH?
Watch as this page shifts from hating on Zehir and solely talking about the pantheon into me talking nonstop nonsense about the De Rolo family. One must imagine Percival happy.
Ludinus: why are you here?
Orym: BECAUSE I DON’T FUCKING LIKE YOU
when you're talking about the character and the person who likes the character starts typing for a long time
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Obviously it'll be a lot easier to convince the Prime deities(unsure about Kord though) but let's consider SOME of the betrayer gods like Torog-
He can potentially finally have an existence free from the pain that his divinity brought him, and i think he'd choose to die permanently instead of being reincarnated from the fear of feeling it again.
Lolth could try and make amends with her children,she still somewhat cares, albeit in an obsessive controlling way.
Dunno why people even think about Tharizdun,it isn't a god,and both primes and betrayers fear and hate it.
Bane could lead a mighty empire,but as a mortal king
Asmodeus is too prideful to give up on the one thing that in his mind makes him so much better than the glorified meat puppets he calls mortals. He's too resentful,too caught up in his own pain to let go.
Tiamat and Zehir are uh....well Tiamat is still a giant ass five headed dragon whether she's a goddess or not, plus nobody likes Zehir.
The battle is still happening, but honestly i'm happy that they finally have a plan. It just makes me think of what'll happen to people like Pike,Fjord and Caduceus if it goes sideways... OH WELL TIME TO FIGHT A LIVING CAVERN LES GOOOO
happy birthday to the kids from zach and cody or whatever
i am the Bats of the trees,i speak jew speech and i steal your country's money since the 40's i'm from Israel, deal with it. huge d&d and comics nerd
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