How Each Of The Conversations With The Betrayers Will Go:

How each of the conversations with the Betrayers will go:

(editing post cuz i forgot about the Ruiner lmao)

Tharizdun: *incomprehensible eldritch black hole noises*

Asmodeus: lmao no.

Bane: so you're telling me i could do the exact same thing i was doing before but as a mortal? ...oh hey those hobgoblin guys look interesting!

Torog: SO you're telling me i could live full lives without this pain that's been plaguing me for aeons? Hm...i dunno...wait i can also torture people as a mortal?! I'M IN.

Gruumsh: turns out ya don't really need to be a god to throw giant boulders at people

Zehir: NOBODY CARES WHAT ZEHIR THINKS

Tiamat: i can literally live like any of my mortal chromatic children but better so why not?

Lolth: pay child support.

Vecna: LMAO GET FUCKED OLD BASTARD HOW'S ONLY THIRTY YEARS OF GODHOOD FEELS BITCH?

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2 weeks ago

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8 months ago
H E L L O ????
H E L L O ????
H E L L O ????
H E L L O ????

H E L L O ????

7 months ago

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4 months ago

Obviously it'll be a lot easier to convince the Prime deities(unsure about Kord though) but let's consider SOME of the betrayer gods like Torog-

He can potentially finally have an existence free from the pain that his divinity brought him, and i think he'd choose to die permanently instead of being reincarnated from the fear of feeling it again.

Lolth could try and make amends with her children,she still somewhat cares, albeit in an obsessive controlling way.

Dunno why people even think about Tharizdun,it isn't a god,and both primes and betrayers fear and hate it.

Bane could lead a mighty empire,but as a mortal king

Asmodeus is too prideful to give up on the one thing that in his mind makes him so much better than the glorified meat puppets he calls mortals. He's too resentful,too caught up in his own pain to let go.

Tiamat and Zehir are uh....well Tiamat is still a giant ass five headed dragon whether she's a goddess or not, plus nobody likes Zehir.


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4 months ago

The battle is still happening, but honestly i'm happy that they finally have a plan. It just makes me think of what'll happen to people like Pike,Fjord and Caduceus if it goes sideways... OH WELL TIME TO FIGHT A LIVING CAVERN LES GOOOO


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