"women Are Always Like—"

what the fuck was this direct

god i never told you guys but a couple weeks ago at work i heard a guy say, and i closely paraphrase, "So I was out with my partner--republicans hate it when i say that. My heterosexual partner Jessica--" and i was straight up crying before he finished his sentence. fully diegetic convergent linguistic evolution live in the workplace

Souheki having entire convos in their minds

My phone has been on silent for over a decade.

where is any higher quality version of this image

EXTREMELY funny Chuuya frame in retrospect

I regret having eyes and the comprehensive ability to read.

Curiosity did in fact kill this cat.

BSD community, it was the big bad of big bad fics on ao3, yall know the one. The tags were not playing.

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Bro why did you censor the snake's cloaca on the snake anatomy post??? It's a snake?

I didn't censor anything, what -

oh. Oh, no. That's meant to be a line to show where the tail begins. Oh no, now I look like some weird prude.

Yeah, that's meant to help people grasp the anatomy and visualize how small the tail is in relation to the torso. Not meant to be some kind of weird snake privacy screen