Batfurss - Bat

it's so wild to me that you absolutely cannot force a hyperfixation to happen. like you'll watch the most perfectly tailor-made-for-you content that everyone says you'll love and feel absolutely nothing, and then the thing you watch on a whim to fill time will reach through the screen and put its damn fingers in your brain and start rearranging the neurons right in front of you and every single time you're like THIS??? THIS??????? and this happens like every 6-12 months forever

Me checking on one of my beloved ao3 fics that hasn't been updated since 2017

let's observe with mama

what a week huh?

If I see anyone using those character ai chats you're getting blocked, I don't want that crap on my feed <3

Just have conversations in your head like a normal person. Also they're always so out of character. Dazai would not say that. Nuh uh.

A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.

Now what?

I wish we could teach each other how to love the way we can teach animals that aren’t supposed to be able to feel it.