Not To Be A Bitch Or Anything. But That Is Sexual Assault. I Know It Is Just An Imaginery Text But It

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my therapist: how are you doing today?

what i say: i’m doing fine

what i really mean: y’all ever get really angry over the fact that his entire life tony stark was always willing to be the sacrifice to be the one that died bc he didn’t really have much to live for and then he had the avengers and even then he was willing to die but then steve destroyed tony and their whole relationship over bucky and then when tony finally found something to live for his wife, his kid, his alpaca, steve disrupted his whole life bc he wanted bucky back and for the first time in tony’s life he didn’t want to be the selfless sacrificing person he was bc he didn’t want to leave his family beind and then steve dragged him back into a war he didn’t want to fight and then tony died for that and then steve went back in time and disregarded bucky and sam for a woman who had moved in with her life and got married to another guy and had children of her own and tony really died for nothing and his wife and child were left without him and bucky and sam were left without steve bc he fucking sucks

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Fic Rec List 9/30/18

I read so much fan fiction and I definitely do not leave enough feedback other than a like. I never know what to say and I highly doubt the authors want another “omg so cute!” comment so i usually just like the post and I’ll tell my bff about it. So I decided to to a rec list to show my appreciation. Thanks for everything thing that you do 💖

~~~Bucky barnes is my current muse so there is a lot of him in here. but there are some others. There are 70 fics listed~~~

Tic Tac Toe by @percywinchester27

Summary: The reader shifts into a new city after being offered a dream job by a big firm. The timing couldn’t have been more perfect after and ugly break up with a doughebag ex. But things turn out not as dreamy as she’d want them to be and the only thing that keeps her smiling is a totally coincidental game of Tic Tac Toe. Sam Winchester x Reader. Completed series —– I loved this series when the original parts came out, I used to tell my best friend about it every time you updated. I haven’t had the chance to read the reprised series but I’m so looking forward to it.

Curves and Edges by @jaamesbbarnes

Summary: In desperate need to blow off some steam after work but too broke to afford proper advanced classes, you ask your gymnast friend if you can practice aerial silks at the gym she goes to. Little did you know her infamous couch Lance ‘the fucker’ Tucker would also make your life a living hell. Lance Tucker x Plus size!Reader. Completed series. —– Absolutely loved this series, loved seeing her put Lance in his place. 

Soft Touch by @jaamesbbarnes

Summary: Bucky slowly but surly learns again that physical contact doesn’t have to be painful or punishing. You show him it can be soft, gentle or even reassuring. Bucky Barnes x Reader. 

Strawberry Jam by @jaamesbbarnes

Summary: When your Brooklyn apartment gets trashed, you’re forced to ask for help to you neighbor whom you barely know, for now. Bucky Barnes x Reader. Completed series.

Learning Again by @jaamesbbarnes

Summary: (Modern!AU) After running away from your abusive boyfriend, you bump into your ex, the very soft yet very protective Bucky Barnes who immediately shelters you in what used to be your shared apartment. Slowly but surely, you learn to enjoy life again. Bucky Barnes x Reader. Completed Series. —- loved this series, i cant even put it into words.

Inked by @jaamesbbarnes

Summary: Your friend drags you to her favorite tattoo shop for you to get a tattoo. Little did you know she set you up with your high school crush, James Barnes. Tattoo Artist!Bucky x Reader. Completed series. —- One of my favorite series. This was so sweet and endearing, i loved every word. Your blog was one of the first ones i followed when I started reading bucky fan fics, as you can see I just love your work.

Unfold by @the-bruja-chronicles

Summary: Your best friend Bucky asks you to be his fake girlfriend for a week while you both visit his hometown. It’s his friends wedding and he happens to be marrying Bucky’s ex girlfriend, the girl he thought he would marry. Bucky Barnes x Reader. Completed series. —– I’m such a hoe for fake dating and mutual pining. 

Daffodils by @softlybarnes

Summary: When Bucky’s mental health starts to spiral out of control, and worsen beyond anything he’s experienced before, he’s put on lock down in the compound for his safely and the safety of others. It’s then that he finds a familiar necklace that leads him to memories and a mysterious woman born of water who might hold the secret to his deteriorating mental health. Bucky x Reader. Water/Forest Spirit!AU. Ongoing series. —– Love this series! Its so different from what I’ve read before and i cant wait to see where you go with it!

Soft by @softlybarnes

Summary: Bucky and the reader have been together for a few months. She wants him to stay the night with her but he’s reluctant. Modern!AU. Tattoo Artist!AU.  Bucky x Reader. Fluff with smut. —- Bucky is so soft in this one, I absolutely loved it.

The Florist by @softlybarnes

Summary: Bucky and Y/N make flower crowns together. Both reveal more than they plan too. Bucky x Reader

The Beekeeper by @softlybarnes 

Summary: This is a companion piece to The Florist ^. Bucky and Y/N are spending a morning together when he discovers her odd penchant for petting bees. Bucky x Reader.

Gentle by @softlybarnes

Summary: Bucky and the reader are sharing an intimate moment when he accidentally reveals something to her. Or, Bucky Barnes wants a normal life. Bucky x Reader. —- oh god this is so sweet. Fluff with smut.

Clouds by @softlybarnes

Summary: Bucky overhears something unsetting at a party. Bucky x reader. — Im such a hoe for touch starved!bucky

Sleep by @softlybarnes

Summary: Bucky cant sleep, but the reader is there to help him. Enhanced!Reader. Bucky x Reader — I love your writing so much, it was so hard just trying to choose a few fics.

Anytime by @notimetoblog

Summary: i have a fic idea (loosely based off of a prompt i found on pinterest) so bucky is still cautious when it comes to touching people & vice versa. one day after a mission, the avengers are in the quinjet on their way home, bucky sat down beside the reader & accidentally falling asleep on her & snuggling her. she doesn’t make it a big deal but all the other members are surprised. just fluff involving soft bucky. Bucky x Reader

Who Are You Trying To Fool? by @notimetoblog

Summary: A perfect chance at messing with the new recruits presents itself to Bucky. Can he pull it off or will you foil his plan? Bucky x Reader. — I had the dumbest smile on my face the whole time I read this, its so sweet! I reread it every time it pops up on my dash.

Not Happening by @notimetoblog

Summary: An online dating site clearly makes a mistake when it matches you with the one person you cannot stand. Bucky x Reader. Completed series. — Ohhhh my goddddd i loved this series so much. Bucky is so soft and sweet and it was so nice to see how their relationship developed. 

His Wedding by @jurassicbarnes

Summary: Modern-Day (AU) Bucky and you are exes. He moved on but you couldn’t. Since you both are still friends, he asks you for a favor - a ridiculous one. You reluctantly agree, not thinking of the future consequences you’ll have to face. You just hope everything will be fine. But it doesn’t always work out, does it? Bucky x Reader. Completed series —-I loved this series! It was so frustrating with how stupid Bucky can be. I lost my mind reading the last chapter. Cant wait for Redemption!

Hello Kisses by @samingtonwilson

Summary: hello kisses- after long periods apart, these can include A picking up B and spinning them around. fingers pressing into cheeks, palms cupping necks, and breathless laughs when they finally come up for air. Sam Wilson x Reader.

Misfire by @whyisbuckyso

Summary: The four times Bucky tries to ask you out and fails. Bucky x Reader. Completed mini series. —- nervous bucky is so endearing. This was so sweet.

Expresso by @whyisbuckyso

Summary: In which your best friend’s brother begins to set you up on dates when you mention that you haven’t been in a relationship in years, but things dont go as expected. Bucky x Reader. College!AU. Series on hiatus. — Its on hiatus but its so worth the read!

Paper Walls by @writingcroissant

Summary: Your apartment happens to be right next to Bucky’s, heads only separated by a paper-thin wall, leading to you witnessing every second of his nightmares. Although, bonding over your late night conversations, you seem to forget that you never even saw him before. Bucky x Reader. Completed series. — I absolutely loved this series! I loved seeing their relationship grow.

You Made a List? by @221bshrlocked

Summary: Bucky finds a list you made. Bucky x reader.

Fire Alarm by @softspideys

Summary: you accidentally set off the fire alarm. Peter takes the blame. fluffiness ensues. Peter Parker x reader. 

The Five Times You Fall Asleep on Bucky by @captainrogerss 

Bucky x reader. Fluff

Love Retreat by @captainrogerss

Summary: When you’re invited to a couples’ retreat at work, you say yes to avoid further embarrassment, despite being tragically single. When you tell your friends about the situation you’re stuck in, Bucky comes to the rescue, offering to pretend to be your boyfriend and also have himself a free vacation to the Cayman Islands. (Fake Dating AU) Bucky x reader. Ongoing series. — Fake dating, mutual pining, bffs and jealous Bucky, what more can you ask for? I always look forward to your updates. I love this series so much, wish she will stop being dumb and open her eyes to see Bucky is the one.

Time’s Forever Frozen by @buckychrist

Summary: Photographer [noun] - A person obsessed with capturing life with their camera, especially when their life is infiltrated by a handsome man with a sweet smile and piercing blue eyes. 40′s!Bucky x photographer!reader. —- This was soooo sweet and almost had me crying bc of how cute it was and then I was actually crying bc my heart was ripped out of my chest. I remember reading this when i was at the library at school, I probably looked ridiculous with all the tears.

Rein Me In by @buckychrist

Summary: Sometimes, even super soldiers need saving. But sometimes in the process, they end up saving you too. Bucky x reader. Ongoing series. —- Love this so much!

Just a Touch by @buckychrist​

Summary:  Your powers? Controlling any feeling a human can have, from emotions to pain, with a simple brush of your fingertips. Your mission? The traumatized soldier with sad stricken eyes and scream filled nightmares. Bucky x reader. Completed series. —- The first few chapters broke my heart, I loved this series.

Strawberry by @sweetboybucky

Summary: Bucky comes home sore from a morning of training. You help him out. Bucky x Reader 

Routines by @bucky-is-a-hero-fightme

Summary: Bucky is a man of routines, established events he will follow dutifully and you will always do your best to accompany him through them. Maybe even try to get him accustomed to some new, happier ones. Bucky x reader. — Im such a hoe for soft bucky. I loved this.

Soap Dish by @buckyforbreakfast

Summary: You thought bucky just had a thing for your soap, turns out he just had a thing for you. Bucky x reader. — I love fluffy fics where they take cute little baths together, this was perfect. 

In This Life or In The Next by @rogue-barnes-16

Summary: Bucky Barnes moved with the Avengers a while ago, trying to have a regular life. It seems to work until one day he bumps into a girl who brought up some memories to Bucky’s mind. However, the memories are, like always, bizarre, and all he could distinguish was a name, Matilda Smyth. Bucky x Reader. Ongoing series. — From the second I read the summary, I was hooked. This series is so different from others that I’ve read, I love it!

Lovely by @toms-order

Summary: Bucky thinks that his soulmate doesn’t exist, but what happens when he finally finds her? What happens when loving him puts her in danger? Bucky x Reader. Ongoing series. Soulmate!AU —- I loooove soulmate!AUs, this is perfect. 

Sorry by @irndad​

Summary: the reader has a habit of talking too much, getting too excited about things, and she tries to slow down. Bucky figures this out and reassures, basically. Bucky x reader. — I relate to this so much, when i get really excited about things, i start talking really fast and my parents always brush me off and tell me to relax, it usually makes me shut up instead of slowing down. I also talk a lot in general so this fic was really sweet.

Cheek Kisses by @irndad

Summary: tiny blurb about cheek kisses. Peter Parker x Reader. 

Silver Ink by @irndad

Summary: after recieving pardons from the us government, bucky chooses a life of being a quiet tattoo artist. his shop is next to a beautiful cafe, owned by an even more gorgeous woman. the obvious ensues, but something threatens their blossoming love. Tattoo Artist!Bucky x reader. — looooved this so much, its so cute.

Touch Starved by @irndad

Touch Starved!Bucky x Healer!Reader. Ongoing series, can be read as one shots. —– I love this fics so much, this series are my favorite touch starved!buck fics.

Mine by @irndad

Summary: Series of times y/n calls bucky hers, and how he starts calling her his.  Bucky x Reader. 

Cuppa Coffee by @irndad

Summary: So, bucky may have lost his way around women. He cant figure out how to tell his friend he doesn’t like cream in his coffee. Its whatever, though, it makes her smile. Bucky x reader. —- I just really love your writing.

So This Is Love by @theonewiththefanfics

Summary: After a life filled with pain and suffering, Bucky is finally able to define what love is. Bucky x reader. —- this was so sweet, i loved it. 

Pinky Promise by @theonewiththefanfics

Summary: Even though the rest of the Avengers are enjoying their summer, the Reader and Bucky get sent out on a mission in the middle of Siberia. What should have been an easy in-and-out, turns into them becoming stranded. And even though they both seem to be have gotten out pretty unscathed, one of them might be lying and is in mortal danger. Buck x Reader.

Numb by @theonewiththefanfics

Summary: For two years the reader has been pining over Bucky, yet he’s been completely oblivious, despite having feelings for the girl himself. So when at a party, the Reader sees him flirting with someone else, she is done. She just wants to feel numb. Bucky x Reader. Completed series. —- One of my favorite series! Its so intense and heartbreak and i was always looking forward to the next update.

Express Shipping by @jamesbvck

Summary: Sam’s new neighbor keeps getting his mail. But instead of taking it to the apartment office, she hand delivers it to his door. Also, she’s cute. Sam Wilson x Reader. —- one of my favorite fics!

Love at First Sight by @borkingbarnes

Summary: In which Bucky recalls the first time he saw the love of his life. Pre-winter soldier!Bucky x Asgardian!reader —— ooooooo i loved this so much

Cockedblocked by @borkingbarnes

Summary: Sam and Nat decide it’d be finny to cockblock the former Winter soldier after his girl returns from a long mission away. Bucky x reader. Smut.

My Heart, My Angel by @theassetseyeliner

Summary: Valentines day candy grams basically show how popular you are in school, so you expect none, however, one, extremely sweet one, turns up on your desk. Except you have no clue who its from. High School Jock!bucky x reader. — Im such a hoe for bucky using cute ass pet names and angel just melts my heart. This was so sweet and endearing.

Scars by @tokoyamisstuff

Summary: Based on the soulmate prompt where whatever you write on your skin, it appears on your soulmates. Bucky x reader. Completed series. Soulmate!AU. — I’ve never read an AU like this before and I loved it. 

Words On My Skin by @letsgetfuckingsuperwholocked

Summary: Words that have significant meaning in their soulmates life appear on the skin at birth. Bucky x Reader. Ongoing series. Soulmate!AU. —– Love this series, cant wait to see where you go with it!

Buck Naked by @hootyhoobuckaroo

Summary: I went skiing dipping and you went skinny dipping and this is most certainly not my shirt that i’m wearing. OR the reader finds the perfect place to go for a swim, and she meets one of her new neighbors who lives at the avengers compound. Basically bucky scares the pants off her. Its cute, fluffy, awkward and a little funny. Bucky x Reader —– One of my favorite fics!

Everybody Hates Finals on @bucky-plums-barnes (fic was submitted to their blog by an anon)

Bucky x reader. College!AU. — The beginning is literally my worst nightmare but the rest was so sweet. 

Rooftop Strangers on @bucky-plums-barnes (fic was submitted to their blog by an anon)

Bucky x Reader. — Bucky is so endearing and sweet in this one.

Nightmares on @bucky-plums-barnes (fic was submitted to their blog by an anon)

Dad!Bucky x Reader x baby barnes. — oh my god, when bucky talks about the stuffed dragon, cutest thing ever. This was so sweet. 

Very Warm and Fuzzy on @bucky-plums-barnes (fic was submitted to their blog by an anon)

bucky x reader. —- this is the cutest shit ever, had the dorkiest smile on my face the entire time i read it.

Summer Skin by @stanclub

Summary: Touch. It’s a fundamental human need. Bucky Barnes, however, was starved of it; never had a kind hand laid on him during his time with Hydra. His therapist had some work done by a very well-known tattoo artist in Brooklyn, and suggested that he try it out. That’s where you come in. You’re very well known for tattooing people with sensory problems. It’s your niche. You’re very understanding. You have quick reflexes and a soft touch. When Bucky walks through your office door, you just know you have to help him. Bucky x Tattoo Artist!reader. Ongoing series. — I love this series! I haven’t read a fic where the reader is the tattoo artist before this one.

Of Bucky by @thejamesoldier

Summary: Soulmate!AU where everything your soulmate says is tattooed onto your skin until you meet them. Bucky x reader. —- Such an interesting soulmate!AU. I loved it!

Insomnia by @becaamm

Summary: You cant sleep. Steve helps you. Steve Rodgers x reader. Smut.

Helping Hands by @becaamm

Summary: You and Bucky had been sharing a room since the two of you got into college, and he knew more about you than you’d let people on. That included a bit of your sexual life - or, more accurately, the lack of it. When you can’t reach your orgasm alone, he offers you a pair of helping hands. Bucky x Reader. Smut.

Here Comes a Thought by @becaamm

Summary: Because of his PTSD and depression, some days with Bucky are better than others. Your 5-year-old daughter is not scared of it, though. Sometimes she seems to know what to do to assure her dad she’s there for you. Bucky x daughter!OFC. — this was so sweet, i loved every part of it.

About Thighs and Veins by @becaamm

Summary: You show bucky how much you love his thighs. Bucky x Reader. Smut. 

Spilled Coffee, Slipped Language by @captain-ariel-barnes

Summary: Steve discovers that the vulgarity of his soul mark isn’t what he always thought it was. Steve Rodgers x reader. Soulmate!AU 

Heartbeat by @after-avenging-hours 

Summary: Your heartbeat is linked to your soulmates. Bucky x reader. Soulmate!AU. Completed series. —- I loved this!

Heart Skip by @after-avenging-hours

Summary: Soulmate!AU where two soulmates share a heartbeat. Steve Rodgers x Reader. Ongoing series. — Spin off from Heartbeat ^. Love this one too!

Eye of the Beholder by @after-avenging-hours

Summary: AU where every time you look in the mirror, the color of the eyes that stare back at you are actually the color of your soulmates eyes. Steve x Reader. Soulmate!AU. — Your soulmate fics are the best! I’ve never read one like this!

Photograph by @marvelous-avengers

Summary: A birthday present gives Bucky a little more peace than you thought it would. Bucky x reader.

Headcanon Masterlist by @tropicalcap

Bucky x Reader. Steve x reader. —- I couldn’t choose just a few so I’m putting the whole master list. 

The Right Partner by @emilyevanston

Summary: You and Steve feel like you’re the only two people in the tower not having sex. When you find out its because neither of you have had sex, you decide to change it. Steve x Reader. Smut

Warm by @violentlybarnes

Summary: A snowball fight turns (playfully) aggressive. No paring.

Who I Was Looking For by @soopranatural

Summary: Even after you started wearing cuffs, the words are engraved in your mind as well as your wrist. You know you’re not destined for love as soon as you learn how to read. How could you? When the words “Sorry, you’re not who I was looking for” are written in black ink on your skin. Bucky x Reader. Soulmate!AU. Ongoing series (one chapter left). —– ohhhhh myyyyy godddddd. This might be my favorite series. Its so cute and heartbreaking and I love every word of it. I tell my mom about it every time you update and she likes hearing about it. I’ve cried many times.

Lance Tucker’s Sex Coaching by @lancefvcker

Summary:  After your only ever boyfriend decides its time to call it quits, you’re very reluctant to get back out into the dating game. Especially with your inexperience in the bedroom. But when your roommate and best friend Lance Tucker offers you sex lessons, who are you to deny such an opportunity? Lance Tucker x Reader. Smut. Completed series. —– oh my god. this is definitely my favorite smut series/fic ever. Told my bff about it and we talked about it for days. 

Sometimes I say self loathing things to my therapist and he looks at me dead in the eyes before saying “You fucking moron.” and tbh same

I had CA: TWS playing in the background at work today, and something caught my attention that I have idly wondered about before, but this time, it was like a great big flashing sign. So much so that I had to go back and replay the scene.

Pierce: The timetable has moved. Our window is limited. Two targets, level six. He already cost me Zola. I want confirmed death in ten hours.

I saw that then I watched the scene on the bridge. Watch the Winter Soldier. He comes in for the attack, and the first person he takes out of the equation is Jasper Sitwell. AKA the man who let the Lumerian Star get captured by pirates. AKA the reason Fury got the intel and had his suspicions raised. AKA the reason that the timetable was moved. AKA the reason they lost Zola.

I always assumed it was Steve and Natasha he was coming after, but no. Steve is Level 8.

Just watch the way TWS attacks. He doesn’t go for Steve or Sam directly. He takes out Sitwell, the easy target, first then aims through the roof of the car at Natasha first. And when the car crashes, he doesn’t go after Steve.

Instead, he fires towards Natasha, and only misses because Steve pushes her out of the line of fire. The blast sends Steve hurtling over the ledge. You would think he would be a priority target after that, but TWS ignores him. Instead, he calmly stalks after Natasha like a predator.

The other HYDRA operatives are firing like mad, shooting at everything, but he just watches for Natasha. He doesn’t fire until he has her in his sites. He only fires three times when she’s still on the bridge, and each shot only just misses her. (Speaking of, I love that the only thing that makes him lose his cool and fire as wildly as the other HYDRA agents, is when she manages to land a hit on him. That’s the one time he doesn’t aim)

When he gets given the machinegun, he also doesn’t waste his ammunition once she’s out of range. He hops over the edge of the bridge and goes after her on foot. The only time he actually bothers himself with fighting Steve is when Steve attacks him.

Also, I think this whole scene really demonstrates the difference between the design of the Winter Soldier as a weapon and the way HYDRA have used him. HYDRA tends to be very much smash in and “KILL THEM ALL WITH FIRE!” style, whereas the Winter Soldier is very much carefully aimed and positioned. Just watch the way he moves when he’s hunting. Or even when he’s firing. He is absolute stillness and quiet, compared to the chaos and destruction of the HYDRA boys. He just walks into a scene, lifts his gun, fires, and just like that, is gone.

Bucky: honestly, I just want Steve to take me out

Tony: on a date or with a sniper gun?

Bucky:

Bucky: surprise me