Coughs Up Blood. Rolls Around Violently. Cries, Sobs.

~low quality Skyrim memes~ 16th edition

why raph so :3 (im so biased)

Would you perhaps… draw ROTTMNT Raph and Donnie hugging? 🥺

they're just babies 🥺

i lov my wife

It's not Thursday yet but I had to make this before anyone else did

Original video from @cybergoth-damsel I had to add music I could not help it

congrats to gokustits for being the first time I've ever read the word on tumblr

also thats really crazy whats Twitter's problem

Me and my sister love to bully Lucien.

Like I love him bcuz he's so wimpy and sad that it's kinda cute. But me and my sister just be hating on him sm.

Like yes Seth and Salora are based off me and my sister. they literally are me and her.

But like I play cuz my sister doesn't and she just watches and comments on everything.

we love inigo and he is our favorite overall. But My faves are Lucifer and Xelzaz and my sister likes Nebarra cuz he's bitchy.

We be bullying them sm. Like everytime Lucien makes a comment my sister is like "shut ur greasy ass up" or something along those lines. She also makes jokes abt him being a child predator for no reason.

ugh i hate gohan kinnies

Gohan be like: I'm gonna hyperfixate on these bugs so hard that I am not going to move from my seat for days (and tbh it's so relatable)

Bumble ad telling me i like men while im looking at Piccolo posts I hate it here

AMAZING ANIMALS BIOLOGY FUN FACTS

”Jesus Christ, what is that?”

”How is it alive?”

"What does it want?"

”Will it hurt me?”

”Will it hurt my children?”

It's only natural to ask questions like this when encountering such a disgusting creature, but rest assured- it's quite harmless!

Meet the hampter.

Hammers are Europe's largest species of insect. They are mostly found in plains, mountains, parking lots, underpasses, the savannah, landfills, trees, and shurbs. They are heavily endangered because they are too stupid to drink water if it's not in a water bottle manufactured for small animals. But evolution has produced a remarkable solution: a female hamper can lay thousands of eggs every day! Most of her young will die of dehydration, but the sheer numbers of hamspers makes it inevitable that at least some will find a water bottle and thus survive to sexual maturity.

Hapster biologist Dr. Lexapro Beaufort said in an interview, "I know of them. They like to sniff around in the dirt for seeds and grass and discarded cigarettes. They like to dig holes in the ground. They were not created by the same God that created everything else."

They can even be kept as pets! One proud hamser mommy had this to say. "Yeah, mine is named Keith and he fucking sucks. He just hides in a hole and only comes out when he hears me rattling my adderall prescription."

Wow! Truly the hater is the fascinating creature of planet earth.

can i make a discord emote server with these as emotes,, they are so silly

31 days of pastel paleo critters (17-24)!

17. Anomalocaris 18. Triceratops 19. Spinosaurus 20. Castorocauda 21. Quetzalcoatlus 22. Tiktaalik 23. Dunkleosteus 24. Juramaia