YOU WERE WATCHING THIS LIVE THIS WHOLE TIME?

YOU WERE WATCHING THIS LIVE THIS WHOLE TIME?

Ok... kinda crazy... I thought you were gonna be like "yeah, I'm a boy," or something, not, "I'm your sleep paralysis demon (The dark presence behind you that you cannot turn around to see.)"

Nice skin choice, I don't like a lot of the cel shaded (?) skins on Fortnite but that one looks good. (I barely play Fortnite)

You sort-of kind-of know me... I think we're in each other's radar

Ok so this is going to be a REALLY specific question since it's only one of two (maybe three) people that would type like that, KNOW me, and I know you

Have you ever dm'd me the word nerd?

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2 months ago

"carnivore diet" is such a rich person flex


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4 months ago

I started playing Mabinogi and TBH despite its faults and the fact it's owned and developed by Nexon it kind of fucks. There's tons of freedom, the combat system is interesting (albeit in a weird place right now as some classes seem to more or less break the challenge with the AI), tons of story content (that you don't seem to need to pay for?) and I like how easy it is to make an androgynous character regardless of whether you picked a male or female (and canonically your character is arguably genderfluid or genderless as they can rebirth and switch their gender every time). Also there's some accidentally gay moments in the story (like in the chainblade quest line, there's a female character who flirts with you regardless of gender, so if your character is also a girl that's gay.)

Honestly didn't expect a Korean MMO to be this accidentally woke.

Also, yeah, it's based on Welsh mythology (and some Arthurian legends and... other things?), except everyone speaks Korean, and I think that's the only language they recorded voice lines in, so...


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1 year ago

surely no one in academia cares at this point

You must understand that historians are not allowed to cum unless they're calling someone a crackpot fraud.

7 months ago

misandry is when women say mean things and hurt my (22M 6'5" condom size XL) feelings


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2 months ago

I love growing up because I finally get to develop my own personality


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1 year ago

Losing it at this

Losing It At This
4 months ago

Sex is cringe. "Hey do you wanna come over and play boners together?" What naked bullshit. They have played us for fools.

7 months ago

Cashiers should not only have chairs, they should have raised platforms to sit on so they can look down at anyone who purchases anything

1 year ago

i’d care if the person i reblogged this from vanished

idc if you reblog this from me but reblog it every time you see one of your friends or mutuals have reblogged it

1 year ago
Wearing This On A Shirt While All The Soldiers At Hoover Dam Shuffle Past Me Miserably Because Their

Wearing this on a shirt while all the soldiers at Hoover Dam shuffle past me miserably because their general just got thrown 700 feet onto concrete and popped like a grape on impact


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bastard-in-armor - not your boyfriend (I'm a woman)
not your boyfriend (I'm a woman)

she/her, 19. I don't really post cool shit sorry

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