Mikhail Shaidorov Dating Headcanons

ilia manilin 🥰 i need more head cannons PLEASE

More Ilia Malinin Dating Headcannons

- Supporting him at most of his competitions. If you can't make it, he will call or facetime you any chance he gets.

- Can we all agree that Ilia has the personality of a golden retriever who just gets excited every time he sees you.

- He would most definitely teach you basic Russian and then get flustered when you speak it to him.

- Please braid his hair. It's long enough, and Ilia would end up falling asleep in front of you.

- If he's tired after training, he will just lie on top of you, no matter if you're working or not, and expects all your attention to be on him.

- Will let you sit beside him when he livestreams, which he later regrets after you and chat gang up on him.

- Being best friends with Jun and Isabeau.

- His favourite way to hug you is from behind with his arms around your shoulders/neck.

- He's like 5 foot 8', so if you're the same height or taller, he gets so flustered when you use it to your advantage, like holding something out of his reach. If you're smaller than him, you will never hear the end of it, and he most definitely uses your shoulder or head as an armrest.

- You sometimes have to remind him to take out his contacts before he goes to sleep. And once you had to take his glasses off when he fell asleep with them on.

- You got him a toothless plushie for his birthday and he couldn't stop smiling the rest of the day.

What racing gods did robin offend to have such a bad season, we're not even halfway through yet.

That was one of the worst races I've watched

Eurovision 2023: the show of unfairness and the triumph of people’s hearts

My god, this year left me exhausted.

It’s 1:30 am, the Eurovision Grand Final just ended and I am starting to write this post now, because I need some time to calm myself before going to bed. And maybe putting down some thoughts about this year will help me find some peace - at least for a couple hours.

This year has not been what was supposed to be, starting from the show and ending with the winner.

But let’s start from the beginning.

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Ukraine: robbed of their own show

We all know Ukraine couldn’t host Eurovision in their country because of the war, so they asked the UK to do that.

And the UK tried to be a good host. They reminded us of the reason why Ukraine couldn’t do it, they tried to call Ukrainian artists and make the show about them… only to systematically forget it two minutes later and start acting as if they won and this was their show.

I hope now you understand why last year I said to not give them power over anything. The UK has a tiny little problem called “massive ego” and if you give them a little crumb, they will immediately scarf the whole cake down.

This year should’ve been 70% Ukraine themed and 30% UK themed. What we had instead was the other way around: the UK gave us a tiny little interval show in the semifinals about Ukraine, then a massive show all about the UK.

The Gran Final has been the icing on this disgusting cake. It started with a bang, featuring all of our favourite Ukrainian artists in the span of five minutes: Tina Karol (I had no idea she was Ukrainian, what a nice surprise!), goddess Verka, my beloved Go_A with The Only Queen That Matters, aka Kateryna Pavlenko. And, of course, our favourite winners: the Kalush Orchestra. Man Carpet is still an icon and I still wonder what the singer sees behind that pink hat, but I don’t care. It’s perfect, it’s great, I want this but 200x more. I want them to steal the show, I want them in all interval acts. But no worries, I’m sure they will definitely appear more during the final. I mean, there’s no way the UK called them just to appear for 20 seconds, right? Right?

Oh sorry, my bad. I forgot this isn’t Ukraine’s show, this is UK’s show. We should definitely have Sam Ryder in the interval act and we should definitely make it all about English songs. I mean, it’s not like there are four of the most beloved Ukrainian artists in Liverpool. Let’s make it all a huge masturbation session of the UK instead.

I apologize if my metaphor offended someone, but this is what I felt while watching the UK celebrating itself. Like… can’t you do this in a private room? Do I really have to watch it? This is just one step below Portugal’s show, which showed a massive ego as well and tortured me for three nights straight, by repeating how cool they were and how nice they were and how I would’ve done a great choice visiting them.

But even if that was torture, at least Portugal was the winner of the previous year, not a host masturbating over the fact they are allowed to host a show they didn’t win.

The only choice I fully approve of in this show is the postcards idea: that was very elegant and respectful and I want to thank the person who thought about it. The cards show Ukraine’s beautiful places, UK’s beautiful places and every country’s beautiful places. It’s all beautiful and it’s a great way to both honor Ukraine and emphasize UK’s hosting role, since it looks almost like the UK acts as a “connection” between Ukraine and every other country.

Unfortunately for us, this is the last proof of elegance we will see for the rest of the show.

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YES YUMA!!!!!!

Thank god the overcooked spaghetti noodle didn't win.

Helloooooo🩷

I’m back with some Ilia Malinin dating headcanons. I tried my best trying to find out how I see his personality and this is the first time I tried so I hope you’ll like them.

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* Two words. Golden retriever.

* He’s love language is definitely quality time

* He gets so proud after every big jump he does you best believe he comes skating over to the side to ask you if you saw it.

* When he’s hair gets too long and gets in his eyes I feel like he would honestly Try to convince you to cut it yourself in stead of him going to a salon.

* If you do figure skating yourself he would love to just a random weekend go out and ive skate with you for hours. Even if you can ive skate I think he would like it. Then he has you close while he does the thing he loves.

* He will always beg you to come with him when he’s flying out for a competition even though he knows it’ll be a no.

* He’ll always take interest in what you like. Evening after training laying on the couch listening to you talk about all your latest interests no matter how unhinged they are. If he’s got extra time he’ll try researching a little about it just so he can give input when you’re talking and make you happy.

* I feel like he would come to you all excited to tell you about his new ideas for skating programs.

* If you’re planning on cooking dinner together get ready for you to do all the work while hes rapping for you feeling himself. It gets very dramatic.

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I hope you liked them. I would love for people to come with more requests for me to write.

I hope you have an amazing day🩷

BYEEEEE💋💋💋

-Your Danish daydreamer

Ilia Malinin Dating Headcannons

Please be kind. It's my first time writing on tumblr.

- First of all, there is no way you are dating that man and not going on at least on skating date. If you don't know how to, he will gladly teach you. If you do, however, this man just fell in love all over again.

- Will speak Russian to you to make you flustered.

- If your first language isn't English, he'll start learning some phrases in your native language.

- I believe that Ilia gives some of the best cuddles, especially after he had training, and he just collapses on to your chest, making you unable to move.

- Gives you a gold necklace with QG on it for your first anniversary. Will get upset if you don't wear it to a competition as it became a lucky necklace for you both.

- Uses you to warm himself up after he's been on the ice for hours. With hugs ( not like that, you dirty minded weirdos).

It's quite short, but if you want to see any headcannons with some figure skaters, I would be happy to do them. Thanks.

I can get with the blue, but the grey/green mixed in doesn't look good

Ilia this outfit isn't an improvement over the fake hoodie

Anyway fuck you jeddah eprix 2025