thanks for asking but no i will never get over the moment when quicksilver hesitates and magneto realizes that's his son and they're just staring in silence until quicksilver leaves
i would like to establish that anytime i talk about why i ship poolverine is just me projecting HARD
worst wolverine absolutely gains (healthy) weight post-movie like poolverine or not this man is no longer drinking whiskey for every meal what do you expect
family game night with wade, logan, and laura but it always ends with logan stabbing wade because that motherfucker definitely cheats even though laura usually ends up winning anyway (they had to ban playing monopoly after logan nearly decapitated wade after he landed on boardwalk)
stalked james mcavoy's instagram out of boredom and mentally glitched when i saw that he played football with LOUIS TOMLINSON
from logan's pov he was drowning in liquor and self-loathing for decades before being kidnapped by a yappy red katana wielding fucker and informed that he was the worst version of himself in the multiverse, followed by a series of violently homoerotic events that left him a world-saving hero with a pseudo daughter and living in what is the first safe (and domestic) environment that he can call home in like a century with said yappy fucker who called him the best version of himself with full sincerity
wade: and kids, that's how i met your father
don't talk to me zayn sang night changes in 2025
My fav whiny bitch with a praise kink i love him
logan definitely rolled his eyes and bought this for wade
wade's idea of a date with logan is a quiet night in because he figures that's where logan would be most comfortable
and logan's idea of a date with wade is at a carnival because even if he'll probably regret the choice five minutes in (sensory issues, prefers solitude, and wade is - affectionately - cringe in public), it's worth seeing wade's childish excitement on rides and playing the (rigged, but logan beats them) games
(personally, logan would opt for a hike and secluded picnic in the woods, which they do once in a while)
personally i think wade would accidentally set oatmeal on fire and logan knows how to cook but doesn't care to flaunt it