Logan Howlett Is A Feral Motherfucker And That Is The Only Version Of Him I Will Accept

don't talk to me zayn sang night changes in 2025

sambucky god tier ship cuz they're so constantly "In another life, I would've really liked just doing laundry and taxes with you" and "you wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid" at the same time. often in the same breath

and if you told me a month ago that writing john walker fics would bring my out of my writer's slump i would have laughed

"oh so you ship poolverine because two characters who believed they were too damaged to be good for anything came together and saved each other-"

yes now stop talking

sentryagent would also be the funniest direction for the thunderbolts to take. i think being divorced and having his kid taken away, then being trapped in an oven by his employer, and having his body and ego wounded several times over was enough to crack the door open on the vault of john walker's carefully sealed off self-awareness, but we need more. we need to hit him with a bisexual awakening via someone he considers below himself. it's not the only way to get him to reconsider and recontextualize his entire life and identity, but it is the coolest. and bob needs a boyfriend. thank you for attending my philosophy lecture, please feel free to grab a pamphlet on your way out

"who can cook better, erik or charles" erik can literally wield magnetic fields. charles most likely grew up with chefs. and even with his powers, charles might know how to cook but has poor execution. and even without his powers, erik can cook because i said so.

you know what? fuck trying to avoid thunderbolts* spoilers because i am NOT going to wait to defend sam wilson (or anthony mackie) while people drag him for some bullshit reasons

charles: they're just following orders

erik: what the fuck did you just say

it means everything to me that bucky was the one to call out that bob beating up the void wasn't right and yelena was the first to reach bob and hug him

erik: we're brothers, you and i

charles, in erik's lap: what.