Critics when the FNAF movie has lore: "Ugh, this isn't like the games at all, can't believe this."
Fnaf fans hearing that the FNAF movie is full of lore: "YEEEAAAH BOY THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR! WOOOOOOOOOO!"
Critics: no fan will like this movie, too much lore not enough camera flipping
Hardcore fnaf fans:
THE BACK??!?? HELLLOOOO?!?
Give me that k!ller shot baby, I’m begging you 😩
This edit is from tik tok account: maxzedxs (I love her edits, I recommend you check her out)
Rhaenyra telling Jace a joe biden story while he’s holding in the my name is paul mua’dib atreides speech so hard he’s actively having an aneurysm meanwhile her huncle is doing ayahuasca with a goth girl he met at hot topic two hours ago and the woman holding 60% of their cool points on her back has just exploded into meat chunks over southern ohio. black council in shambles this week I fear. the green council’s default state is shambles so that’s not news
it is incredibly valid criticism that the only time the Master/Doctor ship was ever truly acknowledged as having romantic undertones was when they were in a m/f presenting couple, but also I will bite you if you accuse Twissy of being a straight couple. Michelle Gomez and Peter Capaldi weren’t out there doing all that to be considered as anything but a bi4bi t4t menace4menace partnership
It's not my usual content, but trying to work out as a 6" 335 pound man has gotten easier for me because now I just pretend i'm the Wolverine trying to impress Wade (my wife)
I keep fantasizing about her walking in when im mid set all sweaty and going "Ooh big strong boy." And it's getting me through this horrid thing called exercise.
Ladies, fellas, people who all have a masc presenting spouce. Please walk in on your partner doing literally anything that they consider difficult and say "Oooh big strong boy" I promise you they will giggle.
Another thing to remember boys and girls is that Hugh Jackman is a MOVIE star. Im not denying that, yes, he is strong, and yes, he is very big, but he only looks that big for MOVIES.
They physically rub oil on this man, and for the super vieny shots, he dehydrates himself. I am sorry, fellas, but there is no healthy way to look like his movies.
And you aren't supposed to!! He's a superhuman mutant with advanced powers, and his entire character was made around being muscly. You do not have to look like the screen to look good. Hell, im sure you already look hella good now!
Damn. Look at you. All sexy and shit. PLEASE STOP COMPARING YOURSELF TO MOVIE MAGIC
Another thing to remember is that most huge guys either get paid to work out, use substances, or are not in good relationship with their bodies needs food wise. I always see these personal trainers and body builders shame people for not making it to the gym every day, but they get paid to be at the gym and paid to be fit.
I'd much rather you be happy and love your body then work yourself to death trying to look like movie or tv editing/lighting while using unhealthy techniques.
You are beautiful and amazing the way you are. You are loved, cared for, and HOT DAMN have you SEEN YOURSELF, LATELY!?? 😳
Some people: “Tobeys Peter was bland.”
Me punching the air, trying to go web go: “HES A SHY, AWKWARD NERD WHO WAS CONSTANTLY BULLIED AND PUT DOWN, WITH A MASSIVE AMOUNT OF WEIGHT AND GUILT ON HIS SHOULDERS WHO HOLDS AND BOTTLES EVERYTHING IN. HE IS DELIBERATELY PLAYED THAT WAY AND IT WORKS. JUST BECAUSE HE ISN’T AS CHARISMATIC OR EXPRESSIVE TO YOU AS ANDREW OR TOM DOESN’T MEAN HE ISNT ANY OF THOSE THINGS. YOU MAY JUST LIKE A DIFFERENT INTERPRETATION OF PETER PARKER WHICH IS TOTALLY AWESOME! YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS AWESOME? TOBEY AS PETER PARKER/SPIDERMAN! IN THIS ESSAY ILL BE-”