“Those Poor Boys”

i’m not lying on the floor physically but i am lying on the floor spiritually

I’m sick and tired of being called “mortal” like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.

thank you natasha for being the only female representation we had in avengers for such a long time

thank you natasha for showing us we don’t need actual powers to be superheroes

thank you for still being a great character even though the production of the movies always tried to sexualize you and pass the image that you were nothing more, always making you flirt with all the male characters. but we know you’re way more

natasha romanoff was pretty much the first female superhero i ever saw in a movie and this will always mean a lot

now we have carol, we have wanda, we have gamora, we have valkyrie, we have nebula but there was a time we only had natasha romanoff

Someone: Bisexuals don’t exist

Me: I can’t go to work sir, I don’t exist

“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

So basically what I’ve gathered from the Endgame spoilers I’ve seen so far is that, while Thor is the Protector of the Lesbians, the lesbians are the Protectors of the Spiderman

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dudes who accuse films like captain marvel of teaching young girls to hate men have no idea that literally no one and nothing is more effective at making girls hate men than men