Reblog If You Are Ok With Mass Booping

i can’t decide if it’s funnier that when Elias confronts Jon for literally stalking his employees, a very reasonable thing for elias to do, jon immediately decides that elias murdered gertrude, or that jon was RIGHT

there’s something endlessly hilarious to me about the phrase “hotly debated” in an academic context. like i just picture a bunch of nerds at podiums & one’s like “of course there was a paleolithic bear cult in Northern Eurasia” and another one just looks him in the eye and says “i’l kill you in real life, kevin”

When Rihanna said we found love in a hopeless place she was talking about supernatural

his thousand yard stare and flat ass have captivated me mind and soul

i was going to learn 12 languages, read 250 books and learn 75 new skills this year what happened

so i’m crazy hyperfixed on the magnus archives and i made a google doc grouping together episodes in specific story lines!

it’s grouped by entities, avatars, story arcs, etc. enjoy the fruits of my brain rot!

https://docs.google.com/document/d/16E7eYGEQnvEmYADl9reE_Jz4CP64Eei66oRGGQSMjhc/edit

The thing about Jonathan Sims is that he isn’t at all stupid, in fact he’s quite the opposite.

Take the Coffin for example, the idea of using an anchor is a logical and honestly quite clever one, however, where this idea falls apart is that while Jon may be intelligent, that does not mean he has common sense, or any sense of self preservation for that matter, and so he goes straight to cutting off his finger, and then continuously trying to cut it off despite the fact his body’s healing factor is clearly winning here.

And then, to top that off, he immediately decides the next reasonable choice of an anchor is his own rib, and actively gets not one, but two of his ribs removed by the walking embodiment of body horror.

Jonathan Sims is not stupid, but he is stupidly impulsive and should not be trusted with any actual plan ever, because while his initial idea may be the most ingenious thing you’ve ever bloody heard, I promise you he is going to ruin it with the most unhinged, god-awful follow up known to man.

oh no. oh the horrors. nooo

This intro bit was just so funny, I kept imagining jon reading it