I Swear To God I Am Going To (remembers Nothing) (stares Directly At The Fucking

If someone jerks me off with a puppet it counts as a threesome, right?

read your bible

I do enjoy pushing random people onto the railroad tracks, but wait that is not me getting railed, that's the people I push, I haven't been railed myself, but I do love trains

The absolute stranglehold this album has had on my music taste for months

hot take apparently but i think it's good for white people to relate to poc's art. i think it's good for straight people to relate to queer art. stop acting like we're different species who could never possibly understand each other what the fuck is wrong with you

time to yaoi out

gay af to be a ship captain. where you going? the 'cockpit'? to get what? cock?

I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?

These men just stole the personal information of everyone in America AND control the Treasury. Link to article.

Akash Bobba

Edward Coristine

Luke Farritor

Gautier Cole Killian

Gavin Kliger

Ethan Shaotran

Spread their names!

Jesus is coming