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my favorite fucked up animal is the false killer whale it looks like a rejected kaiju design… like a void with teeth…. look at this fucking baby

also these guys have been documented in gay pairbonds with fuckin BOTTLENOSES which isn’t even their species! fuck it up dude!

got a major pest problem this year actually

I do enjoy pushing random people onto the railroad tracks, but wait that is not me getting railed, that's the people I push, I haven't been railed myself, but I do love trains

If someone jerks me off with a puppet it counts as a threesome, right?

read your bible

Raccoons

Raccoons indeed.

A few years ago the nature center I volunteer at had a racoon that kept making its way into the dumpster, earning it the name Dumpy. One of the staff drew Dumpy, but I don't have the picture

Microplastics probably

What do you think will be the lead paint or asbestos of our era?

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